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22 Llama Jokes That Are In A Field Of Their Own

We've got so many ludicrously laughable llama jokes... we can't wait to spit them out!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  October 11th 2021

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What did the llama say when he was invited on his first camping trip?

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Alpaca tent

Why don’t llamas like singing with backing music?

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They prefer to sing alpacapella!

Who’s a llama’s favourite U.S. president?

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Barack Ollama!

What do llamas always say after yoga class?

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What did the llama say when he found out he had been robbed?

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I've been fleeced!

What do llamas call the end of the world?

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Who’s a llama’s favourite actor?

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Al Pacacino!

What do llamas say once you have thanked them?

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No probllama!

What do llamas always say when they introduce themselves?

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Fleeced to meet you!

What’s a llama’s favourite drink?

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What did the llama say when the other llama asked if they wanted to go on holiday?

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Alpaca my bags!

Did you hear about the woman who moved to Peru?

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She's such a llama queen!

How do zoo keepers wake the animals in the morning?

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They set their allamas!

What do you call a stampeding herd of llamas?

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The alpacalypse!

Who's a llama's favourite rapper?

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Kendrick llama!

What happened when the llama looked in the mirror?

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It saw a spitting image!

Why weren't the llamas getting along?

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Llama drama!

What did the llama say to the blade of grass?

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Nice gnawing you!

What do you call a very fast llama?

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A llamagini!

What do you get if you stand between two llamas?

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Who's a llama's favourite singer?

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Llama Del Ray!

What's more impressive than a talking llama?

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A spelling bee!

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