We’ve got so many ludicrously laughable llama jokes… we can’t wait to spit them out!
What did the llama say when he was invited on his first camping trip?
What do you get when you cross a turtle and a llama?
A turtle-neck sweater!
Why don’t llamas like singing with backing music?
They prefer to sing alpacapella!
Who’s a llama’s favourite U.S. president?
What do llamas always say after yoga class?
What did the llama say when he found out he had been robbed?
I’ve been fleeced!
What do llamas call the end of the world?
Who’s a llama’s favourite actor?
What do llamas say once you have thanked them?
What do llamas always say when they introduce themselves?
Fleeced to meet you!
What’s a llama’s favourite drink?
What did the llama say when the other llama asked if they wanted to go on holiday?
Alpaca my bags!
Did you hear about the woman who moved to Peru?
She’s such a llama queen!
How do zoo keepers wake the animals in the morning?
They set their allamas!
What do you call a stampeding herd of llamas?
Who’s a llama’s favourite rapper?
What happened when the llama looked in the mirror?
It saw a spitting image!
Why weren’t the llamas getting along?
What did the llama say to the blade of grass?
Nice gnawing you!
What do you call a very fast llama?
What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
Who’s a llama’s favourite singer?
Llama Del Ray!
What’s more impressive than a talking llama?
A spelling bee!