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22 Llama Jokes That Are In A Field Of Their Own

We've got so many ludicrously laughable llama jokes... we can't wait to spit them out!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  October 11th 2021

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What did the llama say when he was invited on his first camping trip?

Alpaca tent

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Why don’t llamas like singing with backing music?

They prefer to sing alpacapella!

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Who’s a llama’s favourite U.S. president?

Barack Ollama!

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What do llamas always say after yoga class?

Llamaste!

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What did the llama say when he found out he had been robbed?

I've been fleeced!

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What do llamas call the end of the world?

Llamagedon!

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Who’s a llama’s favourite actor?

Al Pacacino!

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What do llamas say once you have thanked them?

No probllama!

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What do llamas always say when they introduce themselves?

Fleeced to meet you!

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What’s a llama’s favourite drink?

Llamanade!

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What did the llama say when the other llama asked if they wanted to go on holiday?

Alpaca my bags!

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Did you hear about the woman who moved to Peru?

She's such a llama queen!

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How do zoo keepers wake the animals in the morning?

They set their allamas!

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What do you call a stampeding herd of llamas?

The alpacalypse!

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Who's a llama's favourite rapper?

Kendrick llama!

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What happened when the llama looked in the mirror?

It saw a spitting image!

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Why weren't the llamas getting along?

Llama drama!

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What did the llama say to the blade of grass?

Nice gnawing you!

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What do you call a very fast llama?

A llamagini!

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What do you get if you stand between two llamas?

Llamanated!

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Who's a llama's favourite singer?

Llama Del Ray!

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What's more impressive than a talking llama?

A spelling bee!

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