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20 Guess What Jokes To Have A Hoot At

Can you guess the punchlines to these hilarious guess what jokes? Read on for some side-splittingly good gags!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  May 9th 2023

Some jokes are just classics! There's knock knock jokes, doctor doctor jokes and did you hear about the... jokes. Well, guess what? That's right - guess what jokes are another tried and tested way to get a giggle! So we've collected the very best guess what jokes out there - and stuck them all in a handy list for you to check any time you fancy! You're welcome!

But if you'd rather have a laugh at some other jokes that start with a question, just try these! We've got what do you call a... jokes, why did the... jokes, and even some what did the... jokes! Loads of jokes!


Guess what the fish said when it swam into a wall?


Guess what the calendar worker got fired for?

He took a day off without telling anyone!

Guess what the mathematician was served for dessert?


Guess what you call a sleeping piece of paper?

A napkin!

Guess what has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!

Guess what sits in a corner and still travels around the world?

A stamp!

Guess what bands turbines love to listen to?

Not sure, but they’re big heavy metal fans!

Guess what a famous tortoise is called?

A shell-ebrity!

Guess what the chop said to the steak on their first date?

It’s so nice to finally meat you!

Bacon jokes

Guess what happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away!

Guess what crime scene investigators do on their day off?

They throw caution tape to the wind!

Guess what has no life but it still dies?

A battery!

Guess what ghosts use to wash their hair with?

They use sham-boo!

Guess what you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?


Guess what move pigs learn in martial arts class?

The pork chop!

Guess what you get when you cross a comedian with a chicken?

Someone who loves cracking jokes!

Guess what the dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics!

Guess what you get when you cross an angry mob with a load of horses?

A bunch of neigh-sayers!

Guess what the ship had to go to therapy for?

He was a nervous wreck!

Guess what Santa calls his elves?

Subordinate Clauses!