Halloween Party Jokes

Dying to sink your teeth into some hilarious Halloween party jokes? Beano's monstrous collection of jokes will satisfy your hunger!

Need jokes for your trick or treating? These Halloween, monster and ghost jokes will have you swimming in treats!

What kind of wand does a wizard use before a party?

A mascara wand!

Who did Frankenstein take to the Halloween party?

His Ghoulfriend!

What do skeletons serve at dinner parties?

Spare ribs!

What do ghosts serve at dinner parties?

Poultry-geist!

Where does a ghost like to party?

Anywhere he can party!

Who did the scary ghost invite to his party?

Any old friend he could dig up!

Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?

He had no body to dance with!

Why are skeletons the funniest monster at the party?

They use their funny bone!

What do ghosts do at sleepovers?

They tell scary human stories!

What is Dracula's favourite dance?

The fang-dango!

What should you do at a Halloween party if a zombie rolls their eyes at you?

Roll them back to them!

Which monster is the best dancer at parties?

The Boogeyman!

I went to a Halloween party dressed as a shark....

The novelty is wearing a little fin!

I went to the fancy dress shop the other day but they couldn't help me complete my wizard costume.

You just can't get the staff!

I met a friend at a Halloween party where coincidentally we were both dressed as dolphins...

We just clicked!

I went to a Halloween party dressed as a globe and didn't speak to anyone all night.

I was in a world of my own!

I went to a Halloween party yesterday dressed as a mushroom.

It was great, the people there thought I was a real fun guy!

A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a Halloween party.

He quickly learned to never book a judge by their cover!

What sort of birthday food do ghosts prefer?

I scream cake!

What game do monsters play?

Hide and shriek!

What do you do when 50 ghosts visit your house?

Hope it's Halloween!

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