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20 Hanukkah Jokes for Some Festive Funnies

Feeling festive? Check out Beano's bountiful batch of hilarious Hanukkah jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:Β  December 22nd 2021

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Why do you put candles on top of a menorah?

It's too hard to put them on the bottom!

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What did the loaf of bread say to the other loaf of bread at Hanukkah?

Happy challah days!

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Why did the dreidel go to the doctor?

It kept getting dizzy spells!

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Why are clowns not eaten at Hanukkah?

Because they taste funny!

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How much Hanukkah gelt did the skunk get?

One cent!

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Why was the broom late for work after the Hanukkah party?

It over-swept!

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What do you call the speck that falls into the latke pan?

An unidentified frying object!

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I asked the waiter if my latkes would be long.

He said no they will be round!

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What did the stamp say to the Hanukkah card?

Stick with me and you'll go places!

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What's a dreidel's favourite song?

You spin me right round!

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What's a dreidel's favourite music artist?

Dr. Dreidel!

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What do vegetables say to each other on Hanukkah?

Happea Hanukkah!

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What did one potato pancake say to the other potato pancake?

I like you a latke!

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What does Simba celebrate on December 22nd?

Hanukkah matata!

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What did the boy call his dreidel?


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What did the candles say when the menorah complained about getting too hot?

Whoa, a talking menorah!

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What’s the best thing to put into the sufganiyot?

Your teeth!

What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon?

One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights!

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What did the older Hanukkah candle say to the younger one?

You're too young to smoke!

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Which hand is it better to light the menorah with?

Neither, it's best to light it with a candle!

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