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Hanukkah Jokes

Feeling festive? Check out Beano’s bountiful batch of hilarious Hanukkah jokes!

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How many potatoes does it take to make a potato pancake?

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A latke!

Why do you put candles on top of a menorah?

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It’s too hard to put them on the bottom!

What did the loaf of bread say to the other loaf of bread at Hanukkah?

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Happy challah days!

Why did the dreidel go to the doctor?

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It kept getting dizzy spells!

Why are clowns not eaten at Hanukkah?

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Because they taste funny!

How much Hanukkah gelt did the skunk get?

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One cent!

Why was the broom late for work after the Hanukkah party?

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It over-swept!

What do you call the speck that falls into the latke pan?

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An unidentified frying object!

I asked the waiter if my latkes would be long.

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He said no they will be round!

What did the stamp say to the Hanukkah card?

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Stick with me and you’ll go places!

What’s a dreidel’s favourite song?

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You spin me right round!

What’s a dreidel’s favourite music artist?

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Dr. Dreidel!

What do vegetables say to each other on Hanukkah?

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Happea Hanukkah!

What did one potato pancake say to the other potato pancake?

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I like you a latke!

What does Simba celebrate on December 22nd?

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Hanukkah matata!

What did the boy call his dreidel?

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Clay!

What did the candles say when the menorah complained about getting too hot?

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Whoa, a talking menorah!

What’s the best thing to put into the sufganiyot?

Your teeth!

What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon?

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One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights!

What did the older Hanukkah candle say to the younger one?

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You’re too young to smoke!

Which hand is it better to light the menorah with?

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Neither, it’s best to light it with a candle!

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