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Head2Head: Alexander Lemming vs The Squelchy Things

Who should win this week's Head2Head - Alexander Lemming or The Squelchy Things? Have your say!

Last week, you voted on Big Eggo and Biffo the Bear!

Make sure you voted in every Head2Head poll so far!

1/5 Alexander Lemming vs The Squelchy Things 1

Who would you trust to treat your injuries?

Results

  • Alexander Lemming and his brilliant bottles of Bashed and Bruised Botty Balm 0.8 %
  • A bus-full of Accident & Emergency Squelchy Things… who haven't been to medical school One tiny doctor squelchy will just shrink down and fix you up from the inside 0.2 %
2/5 Alexander Lemming vs The Squelchy Things 5

Who would win a Blow The Biggest Bubble contest?

Results

  • Alexander Lemming, using a Fizzy Milk-flavoured Ultra-Chewy Bubble Gum Ballâ„¢ 0.7 %
  • A super-slimy Squelchy Thing with a really bad head cold – ugh! 0.3 %
3/5 Alexander Lemming vs The Squelchy Things 3

Who can eat the biggest breakfast?

Results

  • Alexander – he starts every day with a "Hearty Brekkie in a Tin" 0.5 %
  • A Tubby Squelchy Thing – he can polish off a string of a dozen sausages faster than you can say "Look out! Here comes Gnasher!" 0.5 %
4/5 Alexander Lemming vs The Squelchy Things 4

Whose favourite book would you prefer to borrow?

Results

  • Alex's "Fixing Fractured Fizzogs and Other Unlucky Procedures" 0.2 %
  • The Squelchy Things' Beanos – just as funny as regular Beanos, but much more slimy 0.8 %
5/5 Alexander Lemming vs The Squelchy Things 5

Who would you rather be trapped in a lift with?

Results

  • Alexander Lemming after Beanotown-On-Sea's annual "Pickled Onion-Fest" 0.6 %
  • A tiny Squelchy Thing with a big squeaky bum problem 0.4 %

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