Head2Head: Alexander Lemming vs The Squelchy Things
Who should win this week's Head2Head - Alexander Lemming or The Squelchy Things? Have your say!
Last week, you voted on Big Eggo and Biffo the Bear!
Make sure you voted in every Head2Head poll so far!
Who would you trust to treat your injuries?
Results
- Alexander Lemming and his brilliant bottles of Bashed and Bruised Botty Balm 0.8 %
- A bus-full of Accident & Emergency Squelchy Things… who haven't been to medical school One tiny doctor squelchy will just shrink down and fix you up from the inside 0.2 %
Who would win a Blow The Biggest Bubble contest?
Results
- Alexander Lemming, using a Fizzy Milk-flavoured Ultra-Chewy Bubble Gum Ball™ 0.7 %
- A super-slimy Squelchy Thing with a really bad head cold – ugh! 0.3 %
Who can eat the biggest breakfast?
Results
- Alexander – he starts every day with a "Hearty Brekkie in a Tin" 0.5 %
- A Tubby Squelchy Thing – he can polish off a string of a dozen sausages faster than you can say "Look out! Here comes Gnasher!" 0.5 %
Whose favourite book would you prefer to borrow?
Results
- Alex's "Fixing Fractured Fizzogs and Other Unlucky Procedures" 0.2 %
- The Squelchy Things' Beanos – just as funny as regular Beanos, but much more slimy 0.8 %
Who would you rather be trapped in a lift with?
Results
- Alexander Lemming after Beanotown-On-Sea's annual "Pickled Onion-Fest" 0.6 %
- A tiny Squelchy Thing with a big squeaky bum problem 0.4 %
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