Q: How many letters are there in the Christmas alphabet?
A: 25 - there's no L!
Q: How do you feel when you can't get to your Advent calendar chocolate?
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: A puddle!
Q: What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad
A: A pineapple!
Q: Why is a broken drum an excellent Christmas present?
A: You can't beat it!
Q: What is a lion's favourite Christmas carol?
A: Jungle Bells!
Q: What does Santa do when his elves misbehave?
A: Gives them the sack!
Q: What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
A: "Stick with me and we'll go places!"
Q: Which Christmas carol do dogs like best?
A: Bark the Herald Angels Sing!
Q: Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A: A mince spy!
Q: How is Drake like an elf?
A: He spends all his time wrapping!
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Ice Krispies
Q: What nationality is Santa?
A: North Polish!
Q: Who is Santa married to?
A: Mary Christmas!
Q: How do snowmen get around?
A: They ride icicles!
Q: What football team did baby Jesus support?
A: Manger-ster United!
Q: What did the snowman ask the other snowman?
A: "Can you smell carrots?"
Q: What is the most popular Christmas wine?
A: "I don't like sprouts!"
Q: Why don't you ever see Father Christmas in hospital?
A: Because he has private elf care!
Q: What's green, covered in tinsel and goes "ribbet ribbet"?
Q: Why did nobody bid for Donner and Blitzen on eBay?
A: They were two deer!
Q: How did Ebeneezer Scrooge score a goal?
A: The Ghost of Christmas passed!
Q: Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
A: Their days are numbered!
Q: How does Santa feel when he gets stuck up a chimney?
Q: How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
A: Deep pan, crisp and even!