Joke Advent!

It's a joke a day with the Beano advent calendar

25 - Merry Christmas!

Q: How many letters are there in the Christmas alphabet? 

A: 25 - there's no L!

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Q: How do you feel when you can't get to your Advent calendar chocolate? 

A: Foiled!

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Q: What do you call an old snowman? 

A: A puddle!

22

Q: What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad

A: A pineapple!

21

Q: Why is a broken drum an excellent Christmas present? 

A: You can't beat it!

20

Q: What is a lion's favourite Christmas carol? 

A: Jungle Bells!

19

Q: What does Santa do when his elves misbehave? 

A: Gives them the sack!

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Q: What did the stamp say to the Christmas card? 

A: "Stick with me and we'll go places!"

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Q: Which Christmas carol do dogs like best?

A: Bark the Herald Angels Sing!

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Q: Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? 

A: A mince spy!

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Joke illustration

Q: How is Drake like an elf?

A: He spends all his time wrapping!

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Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

A: Ice Krispies

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Q: What nationality is Santa? 

A: North Polish!

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Mary Christmas Joke

Q: Who is Santa married to? 

A: Mary Christmas!

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Q: How do snowmen get around?

A: They ride icicles!

10

Q: What football team did baby Jesus support? 

A: Manger-ster United!

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Q: What did the snowman ask the other snowman? 

A: "Can you smell carrots?"

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Q: What is the most popular Christmas wine? 

A: "I don't like sprouts!"

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Q: Why don't you ever see Father Christmas in hospital?

A: Because he has private elf care!

6

Q: What's green, covered in tinsel and goes "ribbet ribbet"?

A: Mistle-toad!

5

Q: Why did nobody bid for Donner and Blitzen on eBay?

A: They were two deer!

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Q: How did Ebeneezer Scrooge score a goal?

A: The Ghost of Christmas passed!

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Q: Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?

A: Their days are numbered!

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Q: How does Santa feel when he gets stuck up a chimney? 

A: Claustrophobic!

Q: How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

A: Deep pan, crisp and even!

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