Jokes and Riddles!
Riddle me this... what's fun, hilarious and arranged in a digestible layered format? A Beano jokes page! Read on for some riddly good chuckles!
Should you need even MORE great guffaws we've also got Dad jokes, 'What do you call...' jokes, and a glut of glorious Google jokes in the Beano Joke Generator!
What's red and black and goes 'Ouch'?
Dennis falling downstairs!
What's red and shaped like a bucket?
A blue bucket painted red!
What's blue and not very heavy?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What has four wheels and flies?
A rubbish truck!
What's green and has wheels?
The Jungle. I lied about the wheels!
What's small and washes up on beaches?
What's big, furry and has eight wheels?
A monster on rollerskates!
What's delicious and goes 'meow'?
What's orangey and bad for your teeth?
What's got hooves and is very wet?
What's blue and square?
An orange in disguise!
What has a face but can't smile?
What's white and can't climb trees?
What's white and blue and can't climb trees?
A fridge in a denim jacket!
What's red and invisible?
What stays dirty even after washing?
What has lots of keys but doesn't open anything?
What's invisible and smells of carrots?
What's grey and goes up-down-up-down-up-down?
A hippo on a see-saw!