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Jokes and Riddles!

Riddle me this... what's fun, hilarious and arranged in a digestible layered format? A Beano jokes page! Read on for some riddly good chuckles!

Beano Team
Last Updated:  October 4th 2021

Should you need even MORE great guffaws we've also got Dad jokes,  'What do you call...' jokes, and a glut of glorious Google jokes in the Beano Joke Generator!

What's red and black and goes 'Ouch'?

Dennis falling downstairs!

What's red and shaped like a bucket?

A blue bucket painted red!

What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

What has four wheels and flies?

A rubbish truck!

What's green and has wheels?

The Jungle. I lied about the wheels!

What's small and washes up on beaches?


What's big, furry and has eight wheels?

A monster on rollerskates!

What's delicious and goes 'meow'?

A bis-CAT!

What's orangey and bad for your teeth?

A brick!

A grinning orange

What's got hooves and is very wet?

A RAINdeer!

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise!

What has a face but can't smile?

A clock!

What's white and can't climb trees?

A fridge!

What's white and blue and can't climb trees?

A fridge in a denim jacket!

What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes!

What stays dirty even after washing?

Your bathwater!

What has lots of keys but doesn't open anything?

A KEYboard!

What's invisible and smells of carrots?

Rabbit farts!

What's grey and goes up-down-up-down-up-down?

A hippo on a see-saw!