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55 Funny Google Jokes to Satisfy Your Search

Tired of searching for some computer-based gags? They're all right here!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  January 5th 2022

Google is useful for finding all kinds of facts on the internet. You can even use it to search for funny animal photos, too. We've rounded up the funniest Google jokes and placed them on one handy page for your delight. 

Once you've had your fill of search engine silliness, why not check out these  hilarious science jokes, nerdy computer gags and epic Fortnite jokes?

How was the sun reviewed on Google?

1 star!

What do you call medical students who graduated online?

Google DOCS!

Why is Google like a submarine?

It goes slow if you open too many windows!

Why was Google not available?

They'd gone PHISHING!

Why did Google leave the shop?

It was just browsing!

Why does Google like to have for dessert?

A cookie!

What does Google use to buy things?


Why did Google cross the road?

To get to the other SITE!

Why did Google not go to the wedding?

The reception was terrible!

How did the hard drive beat Google in a fight?

It had BACK-UP!

Why did Google go to the dentist?

To check it's bluetooth!

What type of shoes does Google wear?


Why did Google break up with the iPhone?

It got too SIRI-ous!

what do you get when you cross Google with a car?

A search engine!

What do you call a Google hubcap?

Google CHROME!

Why did Google punch the keyboard?

Because it said 'hit any key to continue!'

Why couldn't the boa constrictor use google?

It ate the mouse!

Why did Google and the wi-fi router get married?

Because they had a connection!

What do you get when you cross Google with a duck?

Webbed feet!

What do you get when you cross Google with a pig?


What do you get when you cross Google with a Crocodile?

A mega-BYTE!

What do you get when you cross Google with a freezer?

Cold hard data!

How does the fisherman use Google?

With his interNET!

What's the stickiest search engine?


Why does google love Christmas jumpers?

Because it's compatible with softWEAR!

Why did Google break up with the keyboard?

It wasn't their TYPE!

How did Google get out of prison?

It pressed the escape key!

Who does Google call when it's in trouble?

A screensaver!

What sport does Google do in its spare time?

Surfs the net!

Where does Google go for a drink of water?

The search bar!

Why are elephants and Google similar?

They have lots of memory!

Why did Google keep coughing?

It had a computer virus!

What did Uber and Google call their baby? 


How do dogs watch videos on Google?

They press paws!

How did the bank robber choose his next target?

He used Google safe search!

Why did Gmail reject the password ‘14days’?

A police officer pointing

It was two weak!

How does a tree use Gmail?

A massive tree

They log in!

What do you call a computer that sings?

A singing computer

A Dell!

What is a popular search engine for ghosts?

A ghost


What is Google’s favourite snack?

Chips and mustard


Why did the Google laptop keep sneezing?

A laptop

It has virus!

What did the Google employee have for lunch?

A sandwich

A byte to eat!

Where is the best place to hide your sweets?

A bag of sweets

Page 2 of Google!

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

A man in a green shirt and tie singing

Michael Googlé!

What do search engine do babies use?

A baby

Google Ga Ga!

Why was the Google phone wearing glasses?

A mobile phone wearing glasses

It had misplaced its contacts!

Why was the Google employee late to work?

A man looking at his watch because he is late for work

They had a hard drive!

Why did the chimps share an Amazon account?

Two chimps

They were Prime mates!

Why was the Cookie Monster upset?

A sad cookie fan

Because Google asked if he wanted to delete his cookies!

What was the old Google office covered in?

A laptop on a big spider web


Why are some internet users so selfish?

A man with his arms folded

Because they're all meme meme meme!

What does a search engine wear in the water?

Swimming googles!

I searched Google for the best way to light a firework...


It came up with over a million matches!

What did the turkey say to the computer?

A turkey on the laptop

“Google, google, google!”

Why did the spider use Google?

A spider on a keyboard

To find some cool websites!

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