Funny Google Jokes!

Tired of searching for some computer-based gags? They're all right here!

Google is useful for finding all kinds of facts on the internet. You can even use it to search for funny animal photos, too. We've rounded up the funniest Google jokes and placed them on one handy page for your delight. 

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Why did Gmail reject the password ‘14days’?

It was two weak!

How does a tree use Gmail?

They log in!

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell!

What is a popular search engine for ghosts?


What is Google’s favourite snack?


Why did the Google laptop keep sneezing?

It has virus!

What did the Google employee have for lunch?

A byte to eat!

Where is the best place to hide your sweets?

Page 2 of Google!

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael Googlé!

What do search engine do babies use?

Google Ga Ga!

Why was the Google phone wearing glasses?

It had misplaced its contacts!

Why was the Google employee late to work?

They had a hard drive!

Why did the chimps share an Amazon account?

They were Prime mates!

Why was the Cookie Monster upset?

Because Google asked if he wanted to delete his cookies!

What was the old Google office covered in?


Why are some internet users so selfish?

Because they're all meme meme meme!

What does a search engine wear in the water?

Swimming googles!

I searched Google for the best way to light a firework...

It came up with over a million matches!

What did the turkey say to the computer?

“Google, google, google!”

Why did the spider use Google?

To find some cool websites!

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