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What sort of phones do they have in dungeons?
What sort of phone doesn’t have a doorbell?
Did you hear about the phones who got married?
The ceremony was boring but the reception was great!
Why did the Italian have such a high phone bill?
He was always Roman!
What sort of phones do Adam and Eve have?
I love my camera phone…
I just can’t picture myself without it!
What do you call a phone made out of dumplings?
Why does Mr. Potato Head have a mobile?
In case Mr. Onion Rings!
What do you get if you cross an iron and a phone?
A smooth operator!
What’s a mobile’s favourite Christmas movie?
How does a phone propose?
With a ring!
What noise does a bird’s phone make?
How does a crab answer the phone?
Did you hear about the phone who’s car wouldn’t work?
It was a communication breakdown!
Why didn’t the skeleton have a phone?
He had no body to talk to!
Why was the phone wearing glasses?
It had lost its contacts!
What does a phone do when it wants to sleep?
It downloads a nap!
What happens when a phone looses a tooth?
The Bluetooth fairy gives it some money!
What phone network do they use in Star Wars?