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Phone Jokes

Ring ring! Hello? Do you want to hear some hilarious phone jokes? Of course you do! We’ve haven’t phoned them in, promise!

If you liked these, you’ll get a laugh out of these computer jokes, or brighten up your day with these lightbulb jokes! We’ve also got Stupid jokes if you’re feeling silly!

And there’s loads more on our joke generator!

What sort of phones do they have in dungeons?

Cell phones!

What sort of phone doesn’t have a doorbell?

A Nokia!

Did you hear about the phones who got married?

The ceremony was boring but the reception was great!

Why did the Italian have such a high phone bill?

He was always Roman!

What sort of phones do Adam and Eve have?

Apple!

I love my camera phone…

I just can’t picture myself without it!

What do you call a phone made out of dumplings?

A gnocchia!

Why does Mr. Potato Head have a mobile?

In case Mr. Onion Rings!

What do you get if you cross an iron and a phone?

A smooth operator!

What’s a mobile’s favourite Christmas movie?

Phone Alone!

How does a phone propose?

With a ring!

What noise does a bird’s phone make?

‘Wing wing!’

How does a crab answer the phone?

‘Shello?’

Did you hear about the phone who’s car wouldn’t work?

It was a communication breakdown!

Why didn’t the skeleton have a phone?

He had no body to talk to!

Why was the phone wearing glasses?

It had lost its contacts!

What does a phone do when it wants to sleep?

It downloads a nap!

What happens when a phone looses a tooth?

The Bluetooth fairy gives it some money!

What phone network do they use in Star Wars?

Yodaphone!