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20 Best Jokes 2021

Another year, another set of side-splittingly silly gags! Check out Beano’s best jokes 2021!

You asked for jokes so here they are: the best jokes 2021!

Looking for even more jokes for 2021? Check out these top New Year jokes, these hilarious history jokes, or these shell-arious snail jokes – just for a laugh! And don’t even mention our main joke page where you will find literally thousands of the funniest jokes 2021.

Cripes! That’s a lot of jokes!

What did one hat say to the other?

You wait here, I’ll go on a head!

Where are totally average things made?

The satis-factory!

Why did the chicken go to the séance?

To speak to the other side!

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was just going through a stage!

Why should you always keep your new calendar in the fridge?

So you can start the New Year feeling COOL!

You know what they say about cliffhangers?

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

Someone stole my mood ring…

I don’t know how I feel about it!

Did you hear about the giant monster who ate too many houses?

He was homesick!

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

But I couldn’t find any!

Why can’t you trust atoms?

They make up everything!

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye matey!

What do you call the feeling when you think you’ve already had a cup of tea?

A cup of tea

Déjà brew!

Did you hear about the person who went to an underwater gym?

A mussel in the sea

They pulled a mussel!

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!

What school subject is the fruitiest?

History – it’s full of dates!

What’s really in the pot at the end of a rainbow?

Rain, probably!

What did the candles say when the menorah complained about getting too hot?

hanukkah jokes

Whoa, a talking menorah!

Why do ducks fly South for the winter?

Because it’s too far to waddle!

What did the shark say after eating a clown fish?

This tastes a little funny!