Jokes for World Book Day

Funny book jokes - page-turning laughs for World Book Day!

Looking for some funny ideas for World Book Day? Share these epic book jokes with your pals!

Don't have a joke book to hand? Don't worry! We've collected this shelf-load of jokes about books especially for World Book Day.

Once you're done here, check out the Beano Joke Generator for more comedy inspiration. From school jokes to teacher jokes, maths jokes to random knock knock jokes - we've got 'em all!

Which building is the tallest?

The library ... it has the most stories!

Why are writers always cold?

Because of all the drafts!

What does a librarian take fishing?

Bookworms!

I was reading some books about loud music...

But there were too many volumes!

Mum's spaghetti got in the Guinness Book of Records...

I hope she cleans the pages!

I wish I had a book about boomerangs...

I lent out my last one but it never came back!

I'm writing a book about banana peels...

It's non-friction!

Finally found my book of maps...

Atlast!

Where do library books like to sleep?

Under their covers!

When is a green book not green?

When it's read!

Why was the maths book sad?

It had too many problems!

Why did the bird fly into the library?

Because he was looking for bookworms!

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