Looking for some funny ideas for World Book Day? Share these epic book jokes with your pals!
Don’t have a joke book to hand? Don’t worry! We’ve collected this shelf-load of jokes about books especially for World Book Day.
I went into a book store to ask if they had any books about turtles. The cashier asked, hardback?
I said, yeah, and little heads!
Why is a physics book always unhappy?
Because it has a lot of problems!
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity…
It’s impossible to put down!
Which books are the hardest to force yourself to read through?
What was Schrödinger’s favourite childhood book?
The Cat in The Box by Dr. Seuss!
Why should you not write a book on penguins?
Because writing a book on paper is much easier!
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He couldn’t put it down!
How many books can Dora fit in her empty backpack?
One – after that it’s not empty!
Who’s a robot’s favourite author?
Who writes books for little bees?
What’s a bee’s favourite novel?
The Great Gats-bee!
The dwarfs from Snow White want to tell their side of the story…
They’ve signed a 7 figure book deal!
What does Buzz Lightyear like to read?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Because it was overbooked!
Which building is the tallest?
The library … it has the most stories!
Why are writers always cold?
Because of all the drafts!
What does a librarian take fishing?
I was reading some books about loud music…
But there were too many volumes!
Mum’s spaghetti got in the Guinness Book of Records…
I hope she cleans the pages!
I wish I had a book about boomerangs…
I lent out my last one but it never came back!
I’m writing a book about banana peels…
Finally found my book of maps…
Where do library books like to sleep?
Under their covers!
When is a green book not green?
When it’s read!
Why was the maths book sad?
It had too many problems!
Why did the bird fly into the library?
Because he was looking for bookworms!