Kermit the Frog Jokes
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What does Kermit say when he’s enjoying dinner?
Time’s fun when you’re having flies!
How does Kermit greet his toad friend?
Why was Kermit arrested?
He Kermitted a crime!
What did Kermit need when he broke his leg?
What music does Kermit dance to?
What is Kermit’s favourite plant?
A cr-oak tree!
Where did Kermit leave his jacket and hat?
In the croakroom!
What’s Kermit’s favourite fast food?
What’s Kermit’s favourite sweetie?
What would be Kermit’s best Olympic sport?
Why did Kermit become a lighthouse keeper?
He has his own frog horn!
What was Kermit’s favourite playground game?
How does Kermit share secrets?
In morse toad!
How does Kermit feel when he’s in a bad mood?
What did the bus driver say to Kermit?
What year was Kermit born?
Where does Kermit keep his money?
In the riverbank!
What’s Kermit’s favourite drink?
What kind of shoes does Kermit wear in summer?
Open toad sandals!
Why hasn’t Kermit proposed to Miss Piggy?
He’s afraid of Kermitment!