20 Funny Shrek Jokes That Will Leave You Swamped In Laughter
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Why was princess Fiona so bad at basketball?
Because she had an onion for a coach!
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Why was Gingy robbed?
Because of his dough!
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Lord Farquaad, Gingy and the three blind mice had a party...
It was a little get together!
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What does Shrek use to open a lock?
A don-key!
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What do Lord Farquaad and Rumplestiltskin have in common?
Very Little!
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Why is Lord Farquaad always so angry?
He's short tempered!
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What did Shrek say to Lord Farquaad after the limbo competition?
How could you stoop so low!
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What does Ice cube say to Shrek when he's annoyed?
Shrek yourself before you wreck yourself!
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Why was Shrek held up at work?
He was swamped!
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Shrek said onions are the only food that will make him cry.
So Donkey threw a coconut at him!
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What did Shrek do when he saw an onion ring?
He answered it!
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What's Donkey's favourite film?
Star Shrek!
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What did Shrek propose to Fiona with?
An onion ring!
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How does Shrek keep warm in the winter?
He wears layers and layers!
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What kind of swamp do you roast on a stick?
A marsh-mallow!
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What does Shrek watch movies on?
Shrekflix!
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How does Shrek like his eggs in the morning?
Ogre easy!
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What do you call it when Shrek falls off a boat?
Ogreboard!
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If Shrek had been an average movie, it would’ve been...
Mediogre!
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What do you call a cat who likes to eat beans?
Puss 'n' Toots!
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