Shrek Jokes

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Why was princess Fiona so bad at basketball?

Because she had an onion for a coach!

Why was Gingy robbed?

Because of his dough!

Lord Farquaad, Gingy and the three blind mice had a party...

It was a little get together!

What does Shrek use to open a lock?

A don-key!

What do Lord Farquaad and Rumplestiltskin have in common?

Very Little!

Why is Lord Farquaad always so angry?

He's short tempered!

What did Shrek say to Lord Farquaad after the limbo competition?

How could you stoop so low!

What does Ice cube say to Shrek when he's annoyed?

Shrek yourself before you wreck yourself!

Why was Shrek held up at work?

He was swamped!

Shrek said onions are the only food that will make him cry.

So Donkey threw a coconut at him!

What did Shrek do when he saw an onion ring?

He answered it!

What's Donkey's favourite film?

Star Shrek!

What did Shrek propose to Fiona with?

An onion ring!

How does Shrek keep warm in the winter?

He wears layers and layers!

What kind of swamp do you roast on a stick?

A marsh-mallow!

What does Shrek watch movies on?

Shrekflix!

How does Shrek like his eggs in the morning?

Ogre easy!

What the food critic say after eating Shrek?

He was just meaty ogre!

What do you call it when Shrek falls off a boat?

Ogreboard!

If Shrek had been an average movie, it would’ve been...

Mediogre!

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