20 King Arthur Jokes For Long Knights at The Round Table!
These funny King Arthur jokes are Sir-tainly the best in the Kingdom! Duel yourself a favour and check them out!
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What does King Arthur call the knife he uses to cut his omelettes?
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Eggxcalibur!
Why couldn’t anyone pull the Sword out of the Stone except King Arthur?
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They didn't have Arthurization!
King Arthur knighted the carpenter who made the round table
He dubbed him Sir Cumference!
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What’s Merlin’s detective brother called?
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Warlock Holmes!
Did you hear King Arthur was really sick over the weekend?
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He caught Saturday Knight Fever!
What was King Arthur’s taxman called?
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Sir Charge!
What do you call Merlin when he’s barefoot, has poor bone density and really bad breath?
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A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!
What was King Arthur’s pet cow called?
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Sir Loin!
Why wasn’t King Arthur happy with the quality of the round table?
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/drill.jpg?resize=1024,576)
The carpenter cut some corners!
When King Arthur needs a lift to the desert, where does he go?
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The Camel Lot!
Why did Merlin get good grades in English?
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He’s really good at spelling!
What’s Camelot famous for?
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/knight.jpg?resize=1024,576)
It's Knight life!
Which knight kept food fresh in Camelot?
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/would-you-rather-food.jpg?resize=1024,576)
Sir Anrapp!
What do you get when you cross Merlin and a dinosaur?
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Tyrannosaurus Hex!
Some people like King Arthur flour
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/3-bread.jpg?resize=1024,576)
I prefer whole Gawain!
What vegetable did King Arthur pull from the stone?
Exparagus!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/herb.jpg?resize=1024,576)
Which Knight inspected King Arthur’s castle?
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/castle.jpg?resize=1024,576)
Sir Veyor!
How does King Arthur see in the dark?
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/misc-moon-.jpg)
With Knightvision goggles!
Why are puns about King Arthur’ sword Excalibur funny?
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/excalibur.jpg?resize=1024,576)
They have duel meanings!
What does King Arthur’s postman wear?
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Chainmail!
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