20 King Arthur Jokes For Long Knights at The Round Table!
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What does King Arthur call the knife he uses to cut his omelettes?
Why couldn’t anyone pull the Sword out of the Stone except King Arthur?
They didn't have Arthurization!
King Arthur knighted the carpenter who made the round table
He dubbed him Sir Cumference!
What’s Merlin’s detective brother called?
Did you hear King Arthur was really sick over the weekend?
He caught Saturday Knight Fever!
What was King Arthur’s taxman called?
What do you call Merlin when he’s barefoot, has poor bone density and really bad breath?
A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!
What was King Arthur’s pet cow called?
Why wasn’t King Arthur happy with the quality of the round table?
The carpenter cut some corners!
When King Arthur needs a lift to the desert, where does he go?
The Camel Lot!
Why did Merlin get good grades in English?
He’s really good at spelling!
What’s Camelot famous for?
It's Knight life!
Which knight kept food fresh in Camelot?
What do you get when you cross Merlin and a dinosaur?
Some people like King Arthur flour
I prefer whole Gawain!
What vegetable did King Arthur pull from the stone?
Which Knight inspected King Arthur’s castle?
How does King Arthur see in the dark?
With Knightvision goggles!
Why are puns about King Arthur’ sword Excalibur funny?
They have duel meanings!
What does King Arthur’s postman wear?