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20 King Arthur Jokes For Long Knights at The Round Table!

These funny King Arthur jokes are Sir-tainly the best in the Kingdom! Duel yourself a favour and check them out!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  April 1st 2022

If you're looking for Medieval mirth then you're in the right place! Even Sir Laughsalot couldn't come up with a better list of funny King Arthur jokes than this! Knight quite in the mood? We've got all kinds of other jokes to choose from - from Unicorn jokes to desert jokes, and even volcano jokes!

And if yo're really stuck, you could do a lot worse than headng over to our main jokes page!

What does King Arthur call the knife he uses to cut his omelettes?


Why couldn’t anyone pull the Sword out of the Stone except King Arthur?

They didn't have Arthurization!

King Arthur knighted the carpenter who made the round table

He dubbed him Sir Cumference!

What’s Merlin’s detective brother called?

Warlock Holmes!

Did you hear King Arthur was really sick over the weekend?

He caught Saturday Knight Fever!

What was King Arthur’s taxman called?

Sir Charge!

What do you call Merlin when he’s barefoot, has poor bone density and really bad breath?

A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!

What was King Arthur’s pet cow called?

Sir Loin!

Why wasn’t King Arthur happy with the quality of the round table?

The carpenter cut some corners!

When King Arthur needs a lift to the desert, where does he go?

The Camel Lot!

Why did Merlin get good grades in English?

He’s really good at spelling!

What’s Camelot famous for?

It's Knight life!

Which knight kept food fresh in Camelot?

Sir Anrapp!

What do you get when you cross Merlin and a dinosaur? 

Tyrannosaurus Hex!

Some people like King Arthur flour

I prefer whole Gawain!

What vegetable did King Arthur pull from the stone?


Which Knight inspected King Arthur’s castle?

Sir Veyor!

How does King Arthur see in the dark?

With Knightvision goggles!

Why are puns about King Arthur’ sword Excalibur funny?

They have duel meanings!

What does King Arthur’s postman wear?

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