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Neigh Out Loud With The 30 Best Unicorn Jokes

Saddle up and have a chuckle at these legendary unicorn jokes! Corniness guaranteed!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  January 4th 2022

Looking for even more mythical mirth? Then have a look at these magic jokes, these hilarious Harry Potter jokes, or even these terrifying monster jokes! And if those aren't your cup of tea you can always try our amazing joke generator over on our main jokes page!

Anyway - back to the mane (geddit) event - Unicorns!

How do unicorns get to the park?

On a unicycle!

What do unicorns hang on their Xmas trees?

Hornaments!

How do you know a unicorn has been in your house?

They leave glitter everywhere!

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a unicorn?

A corn dog!

How long should a unicorn's legs be?

Long enough to touch the ground!

What's the stinkiest unicorn?

A poo-nicorn!

Why was the unicorn arrested?

He was the mane suspect!

Did you hear about the really negative unicorn?

She always said neigh!

What do you call a unicorn with a cold?

An ATCHOO-nicorn!

How do unicorns know how popular they are?

With a gallop poll!

What did the unicorn dress up as for Halloween?

A rhinoceros!

What's a unicorns favourite type of story?

A fairy tale!

Where do unicorns live?

In neigh-bourhoods!

Where do unicorns play tennis?

Awesome Tennis Jokes
Awesome Tennis Jokes

On the unicourt!

What's black and white and eats like a unicorn?

A zebra!

What do you call a unicorn that doesn’t have a horn?

A horse!

Why did the unicorn run to school?

It was late for horse-story class!

Which side of a unicorn has the most hair?

The outside!

What's the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?

Carrot Jokes
Carrot Jokes

One's a funny beast and one's a bunny feast!

What do you call a scary unicorn?

Horses

A nightmare!

What card game do unicorns play?

Uno!

What looks like half a unicorn?

The other half!

What do you get if you cross a unicorn and a cow?

Cow laughing

Horned beef!

What’s the best type of story to tell a runaway unicorn?

A tale of WHOA!

Why is polka a unicorn's favourite music?

Because it has unicordians!

Why was the unicorn such a good guitar player?

fish rocking their guitar
fish rocking their guitar

She knew all the uni-chords!

Why’d the little unicorn get sent to bed without supper?

She wouldn't stop horsing around!

Which US state do unicorns like most?

Basketball jokes

Maine!

What do you call a unicorn who's had their vaccines?

An immunicorn!

What do unicorns call their dad?

Pop corn!

What did the mythical creature eat at the barbecue?

Corny Jokes
Corny Jokes

Unicorn on the cob!

What game should you never play with a unicorn?

A frog in a school playground

Leap frog!

What kind of slime is immortal?

Unicorn slime!