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Neigh Out Loud With The 30 Best Unicorn Jokes

Saddle up and have a chuckle at these legendary unicorn jokes! Corniness guaranteed!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  January 4th 2022

Looking for even more mythical mirth? Then have a look at these magic jokes, these hilarious Harry Potter jokes, or even these terrifying monster jokes! And if those aren't your cup of tea you can always try our amazing joke generator over on our main jokes page!

Anyway - back to the mane (geddit) event - Unicorns!

How do unicorns get to the park?

On a unicycle!

What do unicorns hang on their Xmas trees?


How do you know a unicorn has been in your house?

They leave glitter everywhere!

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a unicorn?

A corn dog!

How long should a unicorn's legs be?

Long enough to touch the ground!

What's the stinkiest unicorn?

A poo-nicorn!

Why was the unicorn arrested?

He was the mane suspect!

Did you hear about the really negative unicorn?

She always said neigh!

What do you call a unicorn with a cold?

An ATCHOO-nicorn!

How do unicorns know how popular they are?

With a gallop poll!

What did the unicorn dress up as for Halloween?

A rhinoceros!

What's a unicorns favourite type of story?

A fairy tale!

Where do unicorns live?

In neigh-bourhoods!

Where do unicorns play tennis?

On the unicourt!

Awesome Tennis Jokes
Awesome Tennis Jokes

What's black and white and eats like a unicorn?

A zebra!

What do you call a unicorn that doesn’t have a horn?

A horse!

Why did the unicorn run to school?

It was late for horse-story class!

Which side of a unicorn has the most hair?

The outside!

What's the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?

One's a funny beast and one's a bunny feast!

Carrot Jokes
Carrot Jokes

What do you call a scary unicorn?

A nightmare!


What card game do unicorns play?


What looks like half a unicorn?

The other half!

What do you get if you cross a unicorn and a cow?

Horned beef!

Cow laughing

What’s the best type of story to tell a runaway unicorn?

A tale of WHOA!

Why is polka a unicorn's favourite music?

Because it has unicordians!

Why was the unicorn such a good guitar player?

She knew all the uni-chords!

fish rocking their guitar
fish rocking their guitar

Why’d the little unicorn get sent to bed without supper?

She wouldn't stop horsing around!

Which US state do unicorns like most?


Basketball jokes

What do you call a unicorn who's had their vaccines?

An immunicorn!

What do unicorns call their dad?

Pop corn!

What did the mythical creature eat at the barbecue?

Unicorn on the cob!

Corny Jokes
Corny Jokes

What game should you never play with a unicorn?

Leap frog!

A frog in a school playground

What kind of slime is immortal?

Unicorn slime!