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20 Lego Jokes Which Will Have You in Pieces

Sit back, relax, and LEGO with Beano's hand-built LEGO jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:ย  August 11th 2021

We'll tickle you yellow in no time!

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Doctor, Doctor, I stood on a LEGO!

Try to BLOCK out the pain!

Where do LEGO people go on holiday?

The Czech RepuBRICK!

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How does a Penguin build a LEGO house?

Igloos it together!

Where do you buy LEGO bricks from?


What did the angry LEGO figure call her friend?

A blockhead!

What do you do to someone who doesn't like your LEGO jokes?

BLOCK them!

What does a heartbroken LEGO person say?

I'm falling to pieces!

What's a LEGO's favourite dance?

Square dancing!

What do two LEGO people in love say?

Never LEGO!

What does LEGO Elsa sing?


What does Peter Parker call LEGO Spiderman?

His alter-LEGO!

Who is a LEGO's favourite artist?


Knock, knock! Who's there? LEGO. LEGO who?

LEGO of the handle and let me in!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your LEGO fort?

Time to build a new LEGO fort!

What fashion advice did the LEGO Dad give to his child?

That outfit doesn't match! Go change into your blue legs!

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a tower of LEGO bricks?

Of course! LEGO bricks can't jump!

What do I have if I have 8 red LEGO bricks in one hand and 16 blue LEGO bricks in the other hand?

Really big hands!

What do you call it when a LEGO parent sends the kids to their rooms?

A brick separator!

What has four wheels and eats LEGO bricks?

The vacuum cleaner!

What's the best way to keep intruders out of your home?

Put LEGO bricks all over your floor!