Mary Poppins Jokes

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Check out these comical Mary Poppins jokes! Once you're finished here, have a look at some cracking Spongebob, Friends or magic jokes! 

What's Mary Poppins favourite animal?

A chim chimpanzee!

How does Mary Poppins take her tea?

With a spoonful of sugar!

Why did Bert clean the chimneys with his phone?

He was a chimney swipe!

What does Mary get when she calls the kids in for tea?

Lots of little poppins!

What does Mary Poppins buy at the cinema?

Poppins corn!

What do you get when Mary Poppins eats a kiwi?

Hairy droppings!

What's Mary Poppins favourite dessert?

Supercalifragilisticexpialidoughnuts!

What is Mary Poppins favourite Rihanna song?

Umbrella!

What do you call Mary Poppins in an owl costume?

A hootin nanny!

Why does Mary Poppins get grumpy when flying her umbrella?

She gets more altitude!

What qualification does Mary Poppins have?

A chim chim degree!

What does Mary Poppins say to Bert before bed?

Sweep dreams!

What did Mary Poppins call her new cheese business?

Dairy poppins!

Why does Mary Poppins' umberella fly?

Because it can't walk!

What do you get if you cross Mary Poppins and frog?

Mary Hoppins!

What do you can Mary Poppins wearing a wig?

Hairy Poppins!

How does Mary Poppins cure smelly feet?

Step in Thyme!

What's Mary Poppin's favourite fruit?

Chim chim cherries!

I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant last night...

Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious!

I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffer from a rare condition with my sight...

Umdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly eye!

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