20 Mary Poppins Jokes to Turn Your Frown Upside Down
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Check out these comical Mary Poppins jokes! Once you're finished here, have a look at some cracking Spongebob, Friends or magic jokes!
What's Mary Poppins favourite animal?
A chim chimpanzee!
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How does Mary Poppins take her tea?
With a spoonful of sugar!
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Why did Bert clean the chimneys with his phone?
He was a chimney swipe!
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What does Mary get when she calls the kids in for tea?
Lots of little poppins!
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What does Mary Poppins buy at the cinema?
Poppins corn!
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What do you get when Mary Poppins eats a kiwi?
Hairy droppings!
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What's Mary Poppins favourite dessert?
Supercalifragilisticexpialidoughnuts!
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What is Mary Poppins favourite Rihanna song?
Umbrella!
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What do you call Mary Poppins in an owl costume?
A hootin nanny!
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Why does Mary Poppins get grumpy when flying her umbrella?
She gets more altitude!
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What qualification does Mary Poppins have?
A chim chim degree!
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What does Mary Poppins say before bed?
Sweep dreams!
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What did Mary Poppins call her new cheese business?
Dairy poppins!
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Why does Mary Poppins' umberella fly?
Because it can't walk!
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What do you get if you cross Mary Poppins and a frog?
Mary Hoppins!
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What do you can Mary Poppins wearing a wig?
Hairy Poppins!
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How does Mary Poppins cure smelly feet?
Step in Thyme!
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What's Mary Poppin's favourite fruit?
Chim chim cherries!
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I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant last night...
Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious!
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I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffer from a rare condition with my sight...
Umdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly eye!
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