Mary Poppins Jokes
Just a spoonfull of Beano’s hilarious joke collection makes the medicine go down!
What’s Mary Poppins favourite animal?
A chim chimpanzee!
How does Mary Poppins take her tea?
With a spoonful of sugar!
Why did Bert clean the chimneys with his phone?
He was a chimney swipe!
What does Mary get when she calls the kids in for tea?
Lots of little poppins!
What does Mary Poppins buy at the cinema?
What do you get when Mary Poppins eats a kiwi?
What’s Mary Poppins favourite dessert?
What is Mary Poppins favourite Rihanna song?
What do you call Mary Poppins in an owl costume?
A hootin nanny!
Why does Mary Poppins get grumpy when flying her umbrella?
She gets more altitude!
What qualification does Mary Poppins have?
A chim chim degree!
What does Mary Poppins say to Bert before bed?
What did Mary Poppins call her new cheese business?
Why does Mary Poppins’ umberella fly?
Because it can’t walk!
What do you get if you cross Mary Poppins and a frog?
What do you can Mary Poppins wearing a wig?
How does Mary Poppins cure smelly feet?
Step in Thyme!
What’s Mary Poppin’s favourite fruit?
Chim chim cherries!
I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant last night…
Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious!
I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffer from a rare condition with my sight…