Mickey Mouse Jokes
Do you like taking the mickey? Of course you do! Check out these hilariously cheesy Mickey Mouse jokes!
Fun fact! Mickey Mouse has his own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!
Why was Mickey Mouse such a hero?
He gave Minnie mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What is Mickey Mouses favourite game?
Hide and squeak!
Why does Mickey Mouse carry an umbrella?
In case it starts raining vats and dogs!
How cold was it at Disney World?
Donald Duck was wearing pants!
Where do Disney characters enjoy shopping the most?
At the minnie-mart!
Why did Goofy stare at the label on the orange juice all day?
Because the carton said concentrate!
What's Mickey Mouses favourite treat?
How did Mickey feel when he first saw Minnie?
It was glove at first sight!
Which state reminds Mickey of his gal?
When does Mickey Mouse put up his new calendar?
On New Ears Eve!
How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?
What is Mickey Mouse's favorite sport?
What kind of vehicles do Disney characters drive?
What does Mickey Mouse use to browse the Web?
An iPad Minnie!
What did Mickey say when Minnie asked him if he was listening?
I'm all ears!
Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?
Because Donald Ducked!
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip to space?
He wanted to find Pluto!
What did Mickey Mouse say when he crashed his car?
Doctor, doctor! Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
How long have you been getting these Disney spells?!
Why did Mickey Mouse fall over?
He had a Disney spell!