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20 Mirror Jokes That'll Crack You Up!

Looking for some highly-polished hilarity? We bet you can see yourself laughing at these spotlessly funny mirror jokes and puns!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  October 6th 2023

Mirror mirror on the wall... who's the funniest of them all? This epic list of 20 mirror jokes, that's who! Mirrors have a lot of funny stuff going for them - there's vampires, telescopes, even spitting llamas! So read on if you're after some extra daft punchlines! We have lots more great gags like these, by the way - so be sure to check out some of our other joke pages. We've got these window jokes, these sewing jokes, even these ridiculous hot cross bun jokes!

Jokes aplenty! But first - let's take a look at these mirror jokes!

What happened when the llama looked in the mirror?

It saw a spitting image!

Telescopes use mirrors

So we could be looking at space vampires and we'd never know it!

I'm ashamed to say I haven't cleaned my mirror in years

It reflects badly on me!

What European nationality is best at cleaning mirrors?

The Polish!

A dad puts the car in reverse, looks in the rearview mirror and says

"Ah, that takes me back!"

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I think I'm addicted to looking at myself in the mirror

I need to take a long hard look at myself!

I broke a mirror in my house, so I’m supposed to get 7 years of bad luck

But my lawyer thinks he can get me 5!

What did the mirror say to the icicle?

If we had kids it would be a miracle!

What did the mirror say to the wall?

I've got you covered!

On reflection...

Vampires aren’t that scary!

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What's like Windows but can instantly detect the cause of most common computer-problems?

A mirror!

Why do Buddhists meditate in front of mirrors?

For self reflection!

My best friend was shocked to find out his family is from Transylvania

Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror!

My grandpa hates looking in the mirror

Humble man, terrible driver!

Why did the teenager want to become a mirror cleaner when they were older?

It was a job they could see themselves doing!

What does cheese say when it looks in the mirror?


I thought I had something up my nose…

When I looked in the mirror there was snot!

What happened when the Queen's mirror was stolen?

Police said they'd look into it!

What did the vain tiger say when they looked in the mirror?


How do bats check that they don't fly into anything?

They look in their wing mirror!