Take a whiff of some of Beano’s side-splittingly funny nose jokes!
I hate people who don’t cover their noses and mouths when they sneeze.
They make me sick!
I told my friend his nose was runny…
He said it’s snot!
What do you see in a cows nose?
I played “I’ve got your nose” with a clown…
but the police caught me red handed!
What is green and races out of your nose at 200 MPH?
What do you call a nose with no body?
What’s the best way to keep a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose!
What happens when cows laugh?
Milk comes out of their noses!
Why is a dog’s nose in the middle of its face?
Because its the scenter!
What has a nose and flies but cant smell?
What do you find in a clean nose?
Why was the nose sad?
Because it didn’t get picked!
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
because then it would be a foot!
Why don’t snowmen like carrot cake?
Because it tastes like bogies!
What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me, something smells!
Doctor, doctor! My nose runs and my feet smell!
I fear you might have been built upside down!
What do you find up a ghost’s nose?
Why was the nose tired?
It never stopped running!
What do people most often overlook?
What do you call a pig who can’t mind its own business?
A nosey porker!