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20 Ocean Jokes Which Will Cause Waves of Giggles!

It's time to SEA how much these jokes make you laugh! Check out our funny ocean jokes, they'll really make a splash!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  December 22nd 2021

These ocean jokes will really float your boat! And if you like these, check out more Sea Jokes here! We've also got these brilliant Beaver Jokes, or why not have a look at our snappy Crocodile Jokes! And of course, there's even more jokes on our Jokes Page!

Why don't clams ever share?

Because they're shellfish!

Why was the orca so happy?

He was having a whale of a time!

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved!

Where do mermaids keep their money?

In a riverbank!

Why is the ocean so strong?

Because it has lots of mussels!

Where do fish sleep?

On a sea bed!

What's a pirate's favourite letter?


What's a pirate's favourite letter?

Ye may think it would be R, but a pirate's first love is the C!

What do mermaids sleep on?

Water beds!

Why was the fish so good at piano?

Because it always practised its scales!

What did one fish say to the other?

You're fintastic!

What eats hay and lives underwater?

A seahorse!

Why did the whale blush?

It saw the ocean's bottom!

What dessert do you eat under the sea?

Jellyfish and ice cream!

Where do whales do to get their teeth fixed?

The orca-dontists!

Why are pond fish so shy?

They're always koi!

Why did the ocean feel bad?

It gave in to pier pressure!

Did you hear about the red ship that crashed into the blue ship?

The sailors were marooned

Why did the dolphin blush?

Because the seaweed!

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck!

hilarious jokes

What do you call a pit stop that sells crabs and pizza?

A crust station!

A pizza with a bad attitude
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