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Pingu Jokes

We think these Pingu jokes are very ice! Check out these funny Pingu jokes that are sure to make you smile!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  March 6th 2022

These funny Pingu jokes are snow funny! Check them out and see which ones are your favourites! And if you liked these, why not dive in to these scuba diving jokes? We've also got dolphin jokes for those of you looking for more sea animal fun! And if you want more TV laughs, check out these Mr. Bean jokes!

Why is Pingu so relaxed?

He just goes with the floe!

Where does Pingu like to party?

The snow ball!

What does Pingu have on his birthday?

Fish cake!

Why does Pingu's dad wear glasses?

For his ice-sight!

What's black and white and red all over?

Pingu with sunburn!

Where does Pingu keep his money?

In a snow bank!

What's Pingu's favourite food?

Ice burgers!

Where does Pingu go to swim?

The South Pool!

What does Pingu wear on his feet?

Flipper flops!

Why did Pingu cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken!

How does Pingu and friends decide things?

They flipper coin!

What does Pingu's mum wear at the beach?

A beak-ini!

Who is Pingu's favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica!

What do you call Pingu when he's happy?

A pen-grin!

What's Pingu's favourite film?


Why was Pingu cold?

He was wearing an ice cap!

What does Pingu do when something's broken?

Igloos it together!

What goes black-white-black-white-black-white?

Pingu rolling down a hill!

Why does everyone like Pingu?

He's an ice guy!

What does Sammy say when he's leaving Pingu?

Seal you later!