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Dolphin Jokes

You’ll have a whale of a time with this fin-tastic dolphin jokes!

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Why did the dolphin cross the road?

To get to the other tide!

Why are dolphins so good at making pancakes?

They’re great flippers!

What do you call a group of dolphins that move with the moons gravity?

A Tide Pod!

What kind of soap do dolphins use?

All porpoise cleaner!

I lost my pet dolphin.

Now it feels like my life has no porpoise!

What did Cinderella’s dolphin lose?

Her glass flipper!

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, try swimming with sharks.

A shark swimming in the water

It costs an arm and a leg!

Who helps sick dolphins at the underwater hospital?

Sturgeons!

What did the ocean say to the dolphin?

Nothing, it just waved!

What should dolphins always have to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea!

What game do dolphins play at parties?

Salmon says!

What’s the best way to hear dolphins talking?

Just listen to their podcast!

Did you know dolphins can squirt ink?

…Just squidding!

What’s a dolphin’s favorite TV show?

Whale of fortune!

Why do dolphins live in salt water?

Because pepper water would make them sneeze!

Why don’t dolphins play tennis?

They’re scared of the net!

What did the dolphin say when it broke its neighbor’s window?

“Sorry! It wasn’t on porpoise!”

Where do dolphins go on holiday?

Finland!

I met a friend at a Halloween party and we were both dressed as dolphins…

We just clicked!

How do dolphins make decisions?

They flipper coin!