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Pokemon Go Jokes

You've gotta catch all these hilarious Pokémon Go jokes! Check out these funny Pokémon Go jokes and see which ones make you giggly-puff!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  June 9th 2022

Have a Pikachu at these funny Pokémon Go jokes! Try them out on the Pokémon trainer in your life and see how much they laugh! And if you laughed at these, why not have a look at these epic Elsa jokes! Or how about these punny Pirates of the Carribean jokes? Or maybe you'd prefer hilarious Arthur jokes? And if those aren't enough, we've got loads more jokes on our jokes hub! Check it out!

Where do Pokémon go on dates?

The Pokeball!

What do you call Meowth’s reflection?

A copycat!

What do you call a lazy Pokémon?

A slow-poke!

What Pokémon do you get if you cross a policeman and a fish?


Which Pokémon is best at changing lightbulbs?


What’s Pikachu’s favourite song?

The Hokey Pokémon!

What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?

We rock!

Why did Squirtle cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?


Why can't you blindfold a Pokémon?

Because it's going to Pikachu!

What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers?


Why did the Miltank cross the road?

To get to the udder side!

What's a Pokémon's favourite movie?

The Charizard of Oz!

What does a wartortle do on it's birthday?

It shellebrates!

My friend wanted to catch a Pokémon...

But not before they took azelf-ie!

What happens if you spend too much time catching Pokémon?

You get bulbasore!

What Pokémon do footballers like the most?


What Pokémon is Dracula always trying to catch?


What do you call a psychic Pokémon?


What's a Pokémon trainer's favourite instrument?

A magik-harp!