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14 Printable Christmas Cracker Jokes for Kids 2022!

Print out these gross cracker jokes for EPIC LOLz!

Beano Team
Last Updated:  November 22nd 2022

Terrible cracker jokes are a Christmas tradition, just like waking up super early or watching your older relatives nod off in front of the afternoon film. 

How do you fancy making the jokes in your Christmas crackers a little bit more disgusting? Thanks to the wonders of modern technology, you can!

Here's a chance to prank your family at the dinner table. All you have to do is download and print out the gross replacement jokes here, cut them out, and pop them into your Christmas crackers without anyone seeing!

When you're done with that, why not check out our best Christmas jokes, some puntastic elf jokes plus a sackful of Santa jokes too!