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Reindeer Jokes

You'll have no ideer how funny these ridiculous reindeer jokes are till you've read them!

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Why was Rudolph’s mum disappointed in his school report?

Because he went down in history!

What’s got hooves and is very wet?

A raindeer!

Why does Santa like his reindeer to have antlers?

So he can get better tv reception in the sleigh!

Did you hear that amazing song by the reindeer?

He came up with it on the hoof!

Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer?

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No, they already have names!

What’s a reindeer’s favourite celebrity?

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Beyonsleigh!

What do you call Santa Clause’s reindeer wranglers?

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Jolly ranchers!

Whats the difference between a knight and Santa’s reindeer?

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The knight is slayin the dragon, and the reindeer are dragon the sleigh!

Why doesn’t Santa use reindeer milk in his coffee?

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He’s on a deery-free diet!

How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh and reindeer?

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Nothing, it’s on the house!

What do you call a reindeer on Halloween?

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A cariBOO!

What’s the purpose of reindeer?

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It makes the grass grow, sweetie!

What do you call a reindeer with no eyes or legs?

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Still no ideer!

How do you turn a Christmas tree into a reindeer?

You decorate it with HORNaments!

Why did nobody bid for Donner and Blitzen on eBay?

They were two deer!

Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves?

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Dancer!

What do you call Rudolph with tinsel in his ears?

Anything you want, he can’t hear you!

Why did Rudolph cross the road?

Because he was tied to the chicken!

Why didn’t Rudolph go to school?

He was elf-taught!

What’s worse than a reindeer with a runny nose?

A snowman with a fever!

What did the reindeer say to the elf?

Nothing…reindeer can’t talk!

What reindeer has the worst manners?

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Rude-olph!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

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No-eye deer!

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