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29 Reindeer Jokes That Will Hoof You Laughing

You'll have no ideer how funny these ridiculous reindeer jokes are till you've read them!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  November 23rd 2022

It’s universally agreed that Santa Claus is a Christmas hero, but let’s hear a round of applause for his trusted team of reindeer, because his annual parcel deliveries simply would not happen without Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner or Blitzen? And let’s not forget about the legendary Rudolph! He saved the day, didn’t he?

Want a fun reindeer fact before we dive into the jokes? Of course you do!

Did you know that the people who wrote the original Rudolph story thought about other names for our favourite red-nosed reindeer? Rollo and Reginald were both in the shortlist! Imagine if he was called Reginald! The song would be harder to sing, that’s for sure!

Whoever your favourite sleigh-puller is, you’ll love these hilarious reindeer jokes! 

Once you’ve laughed your socks off at these reindeer funnies, why Blitzen right over to some hilarious horse jokes, shockingly funny sheep jokes or sleighing Santa jokes

What do you call a French street named after a reindeer?

Rue Dolph!

Rudolph in France

How much did Santa's sleigh cost?

Absolutely nothing – it was on the house!

Why did Rudolph’s nose light up in reindeer class?

He was a bright student!

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

What do all of the other reindeer call Rudolph? 

Names!

Rudolph

Why do Santa’s reindeer think they’re a good team? 

It's what they've herd!

What's got hooves and is very wet?

A RAINdeer!

Why was Rudolph's mum disappointed in his school report?

Because he went down in history!

Why does Santa like his reindeer to have antlers?

So he can get better tv reception in the sleigh!

Did you hear that amazing song by the reindeer?

He came up with it on the hoof!

What's got four legs and a flashes red?

Rudolph needing his nose changed!

Can you name all of Santa's reindeer?

No, they already have names!

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What's a reindeer's favourite celebrity?

Beyonsleigh!

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What do you call Santa Clause's reindeer wranglers?

Jolly ranchers!

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Whats the difference between a knight and Santa’s reindeer?

The knight is slayin the dragon, and the reindeer are dragon the sleigh!

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Why doesn't Santa use reindeer milk in his coffee?

He's on a deery-free diet!

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How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh and reindeer?

Nothing, it's on the house!

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What do you call a reindeer on Halloween?

A cariBOO!

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What's the purpose of reindeer?

It makes the grass grow, sweetie!

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What do you call a reindeer with no eyes or legs?

Still no ideer!

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How do you turn a Christmas tree into a reindeer?

You decorate it with HORNaments!

Why did nobody bid for Donner and Blitzen on eBay?

They were two deer!

Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves?

Dancer!

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What do you call Rudolph with tinsel in his ears?

Anything you want, he can't hear you!

Why did Rudolph cross the road?

Because he was tied to the chicken!

Why didn’t Rudolph go to school?

He was elf-taught!

What's worse than a reindeer with a runny nose?

A snowman with a fever!

What did the reindeer say to the elf?

Nothing...reindeer can't talk!

What reindeer has the worst manners?

Rude-olph!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No-eye deer!

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