24 Scary Jokes to Spook You With Laughter
Have a giggle at these spine-tinglingly scary jokes! Aa-WoOoOoOoOo!
Or any of THESE funny jokes?
Take a look...if you dare!
How did the skeleton know there was going to be a rain storm?
They could feel it in their bones!
Why did the ghost keep coming back to the library?
He went through his books too quickly!
Did you hear my rubbish mummy joke?
What do you get if you cross a sea monster with a duck?
What's the worst kind of Halloween decoration?
What's a ghost's favourite game?
Hide and shriek!
How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?
He's always coffin!
How do the fastest witches in the world get around?
Why don't they play music in a skeleton church?
Because there are no organs!
How do ghosts like their eggs?
What monster fits on the end of your finger?
What’s big, furry and has eight wheels?
A monster on roller skates!
Did you hear about the giant monster who ate too many houses?
He was homesick!
What’s the problem with twin witches?
You never know which witch is which!
What did the skeleton say to the waiter?
Can I have an orange juice and a mop, please!
How can you tell that vampires love baseball?
They turn into bats every night!
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle her funny bone!
What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?
What's do you call a cross between the Abominable Snowman and pasta?
What kind of music are balloons scared of?
Are there any Halloween monsters who are good at maths?
Nope, unless you Count Dracula!
I went to a Halloween party dressed as deodorant...
But everyone kept asking me if I was sure!
I went to a Halloween party dressed as a shark....
The novelty is wearing a little fin!