Scooby Doo Jokes

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Why is Scooby Doo so into decorating?

He loves a shaggy carpet!

Scooby Doo is a procrastinator.

You never hear him say, "Scooby Dooby Done"!

Did you hear about the Scooby Doo villain who became an Olympic swimmer?

He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling swimmers!

What does Scooby Doo say at the end of grace?

Ramen!

What kind of car does Scooby Doo drive?

A scoobaru!

How does Scooby Doo kayak?

He Ruh-rows!

What happened when Scooby Doo swallowed a firefly?

He barked with de-light!

What did Fred say to Scooby when they were shoe shopping?

Lets split up and look for shoes!

What has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

What does Scooby Doo's horse say?

Daph-neeeeigh!

What's the difference between Scooby Doo and a marine biologist?

One wags a tail, the other tags a whale!

Why do Mystery Incorporated always win competitions?

Because they're medal-ing kids!

What's Scooby Doo's twin called?

Scooby two!

what does Velma Dinkley use to write?

Mystery inc.!

Why did Scooby Doo leave Mystery Incorporated?

The work was too ruff!

Why is Scooby Doo a bad dancer?

He has two left feet!

How does Scooby Doo get paid?

By the pound!

Why was Scooby Doo buying hundreds of tiles?

He wanted to become a woofer!

Why did Scooby Doo cross the road?

To get to the barking lot!

What do you call a Great Dane wearing a snorkel?

Scuba Doo!

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