Wrap yourself around these hissterically funny snake jokes for a fangtastic, multiple-rib-tickling time.
Why should you never weigh a snake?
Because they have their own scales!
What do you call a snake that’s just shed it’s own skin?
What’s a snake’s favourite dance?
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A Civil Serpent
A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff…
What’s multicoloured and very pretty but also capable of crushing you in its death grip?
A rainbowa constrictor!
My pet snake is exactly 3.14m long…
Its a π-thon!
Why did the baby snake ask its Mum if they were venomous?
It just bit its tongue!
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope!
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a hill. What sound do they make?
What car does a snake drive?
Why does Woody always have to wear his trainers?
Because there’s a snake in his boot!
What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?
Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork!
What is a snake’s favourite subject?
How do you make a baby snake cry?
Take away its rattle!
What snakes do you find on cars?
What goes ‘hith, hith’?
A snake that’s bitten its tongue!
What do you get if you cross a snake with a builder?
A boa constructor!