Snow White Jokes

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How did the 7 dwarfs light up their mine?

Snow light!

What do you call a princess the dark?

No White!

The dwarfs from Snow White want to tell their side of the story...

They've signed a 7 figure book deal!

Snow White and the three dwarfs met Goldilocks and the seven bears at a party last week...

They exchanged numbers!

Why does Snow White hate Twitter?

She only has 7 followers!

Why was Dopey the dwarf staring at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate!

Why did Sleepy the dwarf put a ruler under his pillow?

To see how long he can sleep!

Why is sleepy the dwarf so good at sleeping?

Because he can do it with his eyes shut!

Why did Snow White hate the evil queen?

Because she was a bad apple!

Why can Snow White never reach the top shelf?

Because she hates her wicked step ladder!

Why did Snow White throw a party for Doc, Grumpy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy and Dopey?

Because they weren't happy!

Why did Snow White want to move to New York?

She fell for the big apple!

Who's Snow White's least favourite relative?

Granny Smith!

Why was Snow White confused?

Because Doc said he was Grumpy and Happy said he was Sleepy!

Why did Snow White buy her friend a stress ball?

He was grumpy!

I needed a password that was 8 characters long...

So I picked Snow white and the 7 dwarfs!

Why did Dopey take a box of crayons into the bedroom with him?

Because Snow White asked him to draw the curtains!

Why would Snow White make a good judge?

Because she is the fairest of them all!

What's Snow White's favourite drink?

7-Up!

What did Snow White say when her photos didn't arrive?

Some day my prints will come!

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