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Soup Jokes

These jokes are soup-er! Have a chuckle at these soup jokes and find your favourite flavour of funny!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  September 17th 2021

We think you might pea yourself laughing at these soup jokes - they're the cream of the crop! And if you liked these, why not check out more Food Jokes here? We've also got lol worthy Lunch Jokes and these brilliant Biscuit Jokes!

And as always, there's loads more jokes on our Jokes Hub!

Which city has the best soup?

Stock-holm!

What do you call soup siblings?

Broth-ers!

This soup is so amazing...

It takes my broth away!

Have you heard about the new Pho restaurant?

The menu is soup-erb!

What soup belongs to you?

Mine-strone!

Why didn't the shop sell soup?

It was out of stock!

Waiter, waiter! There's a caterpillar in my soup!

'Don't yell about it or everyone will want one!'

Waiter, waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?

'Looks like the backstroke!'

Waiter, waiter! There's a hair in my soup!

'I'm so sorry, that should be rabbit soup'

Why did the soup spill everywhere?

It was leek soup!

Why do I love Japanese soup so much?

It makes Miso happy!

Which DC hero is always hungry?

Souper-Man!

What food should you serve at a sports event?

A souper bowl!

What happens when you eat alphabet soup?

You swallow your words!

What's a ghost's favourite soup?

Scream of mushroom!

I own a lot of soup stock

I'm a bouillonaire!

How much does Chinese soup weigh?

Wonton!

Knock knock! Who's there? Irish stew! Irish stew who?

Irish stew in the name of the law!

Why was the ladle so controversial?

It caused quite a stir!

Where can you buy lots of soup?

The stock market!

A chef asked me to check the balance of the chilli and onion in a soup...

…so I pushed it over!

"Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?

"I think it's pooping, sir!"

Did you hear about the man who ate 24 cans of alphabet soup?

He has trouble with his vowels!