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22 Spooky Jokes For Ghouls Who Want To Have Fun

These spooktacular spooky jokes will scare you silly!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:ย  August 12th 2021

These funny spooky jokes will make you shudder...with laughter!ย 

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What did the skeleton wear to the Halloween party?

A human costume!

Smiling skeleton in front of a black and red background

What do ghosts wear if they can't see?

Spooktacles!

How do skeletons like their eggs?

TerriFRIED!

Grinning skeleton wearing green sunglasses doing the Dab Fortnite dance

Where do ghouls send their post?

The Ghost Office!

Where do you bury a roast dinner?

In a gravy-yard!

How do skeletons tell their future?

They look at their HORRORscope!

Grinning skull

What's a witch's favourite class?

Spelling!

Why was the pumpkin so happy?

It was having a GOURD time!

What's a pumpkin's favourite genre?

Pulp fiction!

Laughing pumpkin

Why was the skeleton so mean?

He was heartless!

Grinning skeleton wearing green sunglasses doing the Dap Fornite dance

Why is there always a fence around graveyards?

Everyone is DYING to get in!

What's a ghost's favourite game?

Hide and shriek!

A grinning white ghost

How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?

He's always coffin!

What do you get if you cross a duck and a vampire?

Count Quackula!

Laughing pineapple in front of a full moon and spooky looking forest

What does a pumpkin call his family?

His pumpKIN!

When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a rat!

What's a mummy's favourite music?

Wrap!

What sort of make up do ghosts wear?

Mas-SCARE-a!

Where do ghosts go shopping?

At the ghost-ery shop!

A spooky looking bat flying in a haunted looking forest

What do you call a witch's garage?

A broom cupboard!

What's a vampire's favourite type of boat?

A blood vessel!

Why are skeletons so chill?

Nothing gets under their skin!

Grinning skeleton wearing dark sunglasses
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