22 Spooky Jokes For Ghouls Who Want To Have Fun
These spooktacular spooky jokes will scare you silly!
These funny spooky jokes will make you shudder...with laughter!
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What did the skeleton wear to the Halloween party?
A human costume!
What do ghosts wear if they can't see?
How do skeletons like their eggs?
Where do ghouls send their post?
The Ghost Office!
Where do you bury a roast dinner?
In a gravy-yard!
How do skeletons tell their future?
They look at their HORRORscope!
What's a witch's favourite class?
Why was the pumpkin so happy?
It was having a GOURD time!
What's a pumpkin's favourite genre?
Why was the skeleton so mean?
He was heartless!
Why is there always a fence around graveyards?
Everyone is DYING to get in!
What's a ghost's favourite game?
Hide and shriek!
How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?
He's always coffin!
What do you get if you cross a duck and a vampire?
What does a pumpkin call his family?
When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
When you're a rat!
What's a mummy's favourite music?
What sort of make up do ghosts wear?
Where do ghosts go shopping?
At the ghost-ery shop!
What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom cupboard!
What's a vampire's favourite type of boat?
A blood vessel!
Why are skeletons so chill?
Nothing gets under their skin!