Toilet Jokes

Can you hear that? Sounds like some farty funnies are coming your way! Check out these funny toilet jokes...

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Why was Eeyore down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

Why did the toilet roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom!

What does Woody say when he has bad gas?

Darn tootin'!

Did you hear about the film 'Constipated'?

It never came out!

I’ve been experimenting with iron, carbon, and aluminum to make a better toilet. I’m going to write an essay on my results.

It’s titled “The FeCAl Matter”!

The bartender says, “Man, you look awful! What’s up?”

The toilet paper says, “Nothing, really. I’m just wiped.”

There are two reasons you shouldn't drink from the toilet.

Number one and number two!

Why couldn't the police officers catch the toilet thief?

They had nothing to go on!

Why do people take naps on the toilet?

Because it's a restroom!

What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?

The captain’s log!

Doctor, doctor! I think I have a bladder infection!

I see urine trouble!

I've got a book in my bathroom that I write my feelings and personal thoughts into while on the toilet.

I call it my diarrhea!

I recently bought a toilet brush.

Long story short, I'm going back to toilet roll!

Why did three witches call in the plumber?

Hubble, bubble, toilet trouble!

Why didn't the toilet roll make it across the road?

It got stuck in the crack!

What did the poo say to the fart?

You blow me away!

Who saves the world by hanging out in the toilet?

Flush Gordon

Why does Spider-Man always flush the toilet?

Because it's his doody!

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

Why was Tigger in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh!

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