The Funniest Fart Jokes

Something smells funny.. it must be these gassy gags!

Farts are funny, so we've compiled the best gags about bottom-burps to give you a good laugh.

From farts in a lift to flatulent cats, these's something for everyone here... as long as you can stand the smell!

What’s invisible and smells of carrots?

Rabbit farts!

Why don’t skeletons fart in public?

Because they haven’t got the guts!

What do you call a dinosaur fart?

A blast from the past!

What do you call a cat who likes to eat beans?

Puss n Toots

What's the first rule of scuba diving?

Don't fart in your wet suit!

Why does Piglet smell of farts?

Because he plays with Pooh

More stuff