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Warcraft Jokes

Are you hunting for some fantastically funny gaming gags? These are the best in Azeroth!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  October 24th 2022

Whether you're a druid, a paladin, a hunter... these jokes are mage for you! Geddit? Seriously though, these jokes are enough to have any fan of Warcraft slapping their chainmail thighs with laughter. Don't believe us? Just have a look at these hilarious Warcraft puns and one-liners!

And if you'd rather something a bit less.... Warcrafty, you can always take a look at these Among Us jokes, these SIMS jokes, or even these cracking cartoon jokes! Jokes all round!

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 How many druids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Druids abhor technology!

How did the paladin start losing weight?

He was eating light!

What’s a rogue’s favourite drink?

Subtle tea!

How does a druid cut his hair?

Eclipse it!

What do you call a druid who melees in tree form?

A combat log!

Where does Ragnaros go for his back treatments?

The pyro-practor!

How do you stop a Warrior from charging?

You take away his credit card!

Why didn’t the undead cross the road?

He didn’t have the guts!

How many rogues does it take to kill a paladin?

Two. One to start the fight, the other to wait at the inn!

Why did the enchanter have to clean out his bank?

Because it was full of dust!

Why are hunters terrible photographers?

They’re always out of focus!

Why are warriors the worst salesman?

They charge too much!

Why didn’t the warrior cross the road?

No path available!

How do you know someone has been playing since Vanilla?

Don't worry. They'll tell you!

What did the Murlock say when he swam into the concrete wall?


Why wasn't deathwing invited to any parties?

He was dragon everyone down!

What do you call a tauren rogue?


What do you call it when you lend money to a Taunka?

A buffaloan!

What do the Old Gods drink at Christmas parties?


Double yolk egg

How does a Tauren hide in a cherry bush?

By painting his hooves red!

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