20 Sims Jokes (in English Not Simlish)
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How do you know a sim is telling the truth?
When they're being sim-cere!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/49982_silly-sims.png)
What should you do when your sim is too small?
Resize'sim!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/49976_measuring-sim.png)
What do sims have to pay for spelling books?
Simtax!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/49975_oh-diamond.png)
What do you call identical twin sims?
Similar!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/49948_horsey-sim.png)
Doctor, doctor! My sim has caught fire!
That'sSIMpossible!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/49947_arguing-sims.png)
What do you call a very silly sim?
A SIMpleton!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/49946_more-actual-sims.png)
Why couldn't the sim go to the toilet?
There were too many pixels in the way!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/49926_smiley-diamonds.png)
What's a sim's favourite TV show?
The Sim-psons!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/49931_laughing-diamond.png)
Why are sims always grumpy?
They're pes-SIM-ists!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/49635_sim.png)
What do you call a sim who's bad at golf?
A diamond in the rough!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/49924_sunglasses-diamond.png)
What's a sim's favourite animal?
A meerkat...SIMples!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/49628_apparently-a-sim.png)
What is that sim doing in a hot tub?
Simmering!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/49622_simmms.png)
What playground game do little sims play?
SIMon says!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/49595_smiley-plumbobs.png)
Why did the gamer go to Church?
She had simmed!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/49596_gen59.jpg)
What do you get if you introduce 7 sims to the grim reaper?
The 7 deadly sims!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/49579_bit-boring-but-meh.png)
How do sims pay for new gadgets?
With sim cards!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/49570_another-lil-plum.png)
What do you call slender sims?
Slims!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/49575_aaah.png)
How do you know sims are rich?
They all have green diamonds!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/49571_probably-rubbish-but-erm.png)
Doctor, doctor! My sim keeps gaining weight!
Did you add an expansion pack?
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/49576_goggle-eyed-sim.png)
Why should you spend all your Sims time on the creation screen?
It's character building!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/49568_Plumbob.png)
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/43072_JG.jpg)
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