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20 Water Jokes That Are Shore To Make You Laugh

Time to wade through our witty selection of whimsical water jokes... water way to pass the time!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  August 9th 2021

Ready for some wonderfully witty water gags? Then read on! Should you need even more H20 howls - check out these BRR-illliant snow jokes! Perhaps take a look at our winning weather jokes or our riotously rib-tickling rainbow jokes? If you've STILL not sufficiently wet yourself  - you can find plenty more jokes here

I'm going to start reviewing bottled water on Youtube...

It's an untapped market!

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

A pony goes into a bar and whispers 'Can I have some water please?'. 'Sure' Says the waiter 'Sore throat?'

'No' says the pony, 'I'm just a little horse'

What happens when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

You get hot cross bunnies!

What can fly underwater?

A wasp in a submarine!

Wasp jokes

R.I.P boiled water...

You will be mist!

one liner jokes

Someone asked for a donation towards the local swimming pool.

So I gave them a glass of water!

one liner jokes

When are your eyes not eyes?

When the cold winter wind makes them water!

winter jokes

Scientists have finally figured out what's at the bottom of the Mariana's Trench...


If H2O is the formula for water, then what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed!

What is the chemical formula for sea water?


What happens when a robot falls into muddy water?

It gets wet and muddy!

What android team won the Olympic watersports?

The rowbots!

Adele might set fire to rain...

But SpongeBob can make a campfire under water!

What did the explorer say when he found water in three different places in the desert?

Well, well, well!

What do you call a spaceship that drips water?

A crying saucer!

Who was the first underwater spy?

James Pond!

What is the fastest thing on water?

A motor-pike!

funny jokes

What can fly underwater?

A bee in a submarine!

Why did the teacher go to the beach?

To test the water!

Silly jokes