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20 Snappy Alligator Jokes!

These alligator jokes are totally jaw-some!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  January 18th 2022

While we wouldn't trust an alligator to look after our tasty snacks, we can definitely rely on them to provide some truly silly jokes! Here's 20 great jokes with some punchlines sharper than an alligator's teeth!

Once you've recovered from these side-splitting gags, why not check out these awesome animal jokes?

What kind of alligator delivers Christmas presents?

Santa Jaws!

What do you call an alligator who steals things?

A crook-odile!

What do thirsty alligators drink?


What do you call an alligator with a camera?

A snapper!

What’s an alligator’s favourite dip?


What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while!

Why don’t alligators watch movies?

Because they live in swamps!

Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?

But most of them only have four!

What's an alligator’s favourite card game?


Why don't alligators like fast food?

It’s hard to catch!

What should you say to an alligator on its birthday?

Snappy birthday!

What do you call a reptile that works on a farm? 

An irri-gator!

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator!

What happens if you cross a pickle and an alligator?

A croco-dill!

What do you get when you cross a frog and an alligator?

A croak-odile!

What's an alligator's favourite music?


What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you’ll see in a while and the other you’ll see later

What should you say if an alligator arrests you?

It's a fair croc!

What do alligators do in an emergency?

They croco-dial 999!

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