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Ant Jokes

Ants in your pants? You'll find a swarm welcome with these inst-ant insect laughs!

Last Updated:  October 11th 2021
First Published:  July 2nd 2021

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?


What do you call an insect with a pack of cards?

Ant and Deck!

Why do ants smell so good?

Because they wear deodorant!

What do you call an ant from overseas?

Import ant!

What do you call a well-dressed ant?


What do you get if you cross ants with ticks?

All sorts of antics!

Why don't ants get Covid?

Because they're socially dist-ant!

What do ants eat for breakfast?


What do you give a sick ant?


What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?


What do you call a really old ant?

An antique!

What ant never smells bad?

A Deodorant!

Why do male ants float in water ?

Because they're boy-ant!

What kind of ant is good at adding things up?

An accountant!

Why don't anteaters get sick?

Because they are full of antibodies!

What game do ants play with elephants?

Laughing crocodile


What do you call a really excited ant?

An exhuberant!

I just bought an ant farm...

I've no idea where I'm going to find a tractor that small!

Why did the ant go "1...2...3...4..."?

Because it's the little things in life that count!

How do Ant Man and Wasp get around town?

They ride on the buzz!