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22 Avocado Jokes That Will Guac You Up

Avo giggle at Beano's cracking collection of amusing avocado jokes that will guac your world!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  July 22nd 2021

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How do robots eat guacamole?

With microchips!

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How do you know when avocado has gone bad?

It turns guacamoldy!

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What did the grumpy avocado say?

You have guac to be kidding me!

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What do avocados say in a sticky situation?

I'm stuck between a guac and a hard place!

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What happens when avocados fall out?

It gets guacward!

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How do avocados say goodbye?

See you later avo-gator. In a while guac-odile!

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How did the avocado feel after getting a promotion?

Like things are moving in the ripe direction!

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What do avocados say to each other before they are bought at the supermarket?

Things are alripe for now!

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How does an avocado fairy tale end?

Happily avo after!

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What do people say when there's nothing left to dip your tortilla chip in?

I have hit guac bottom!

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What do you say to an avocado who’s done a good job?


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How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym?

Hard core!

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What’s an avocado’s favourite kind of exercise?


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What do you get when you cross an avocado with a radio?

A guakie-talkie!

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What do you say when you hand someone an avocado?


What did the avocado say before the rabbit disappeared?


Cry laughing emoji

What do you call young avocados?


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What's an avocado's favourite type of music?

Guac n' roll!

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What does a duck that's made of avocado say?


Two smiling avocados

Who's dad loves guacamole?

Nacho average dad!

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