22 Avocado Jokes That Will Guac You Up
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What does Pac-Man put in his tacos?
Guacauacauacauacauacamole
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What is Shere Khan's favourite dip?
Guaca-mowgli!
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How do robots eat guacamole?
With microchips!
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How do you know when avocado has gone bad?
It turns guacamoldy!
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What did the grumpy avocado say?
You have guac to be kidding me!
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What do avocados say in a sticky situation?
I'm stuck between a guac and a hard place!
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What happens when avocados fall out?
It gets guacward!
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How do avocados say goodbye?
See you later avo-gator. In a while guac-odile!
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How did the avocado feel after getting a promotion?
Like things are moving in the ripe direction!
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What do avocados say to each other before they are bought at the supermarket?
Things are alripe for now!
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How does an avocado fairy tale end?
Happily avo after!
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What do people say when there's nothing left to dip your tortilla chip in?
I have hit guac bottom!
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What do you say to an avocado who’s done a good job?
Bravocado!
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How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym?
Hard core!
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What’s an avocado’s favourite kind of exercise?
Avocardio!
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What do you get when you cross an avocado with a radio?
A guakie-talkie!
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What do you say when you hand someone an avocado?
Havacado!
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What did the avocado say before the rabbit disappeared?
Avocadobra!
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What do you call young avocados?
Avokiddos!
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What's an avocado's favourite type of music?
Guac n' roll!
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What does a duck that's made of avocado say?
Guac!
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Who's dad loves guacamole?
Nacho average dad!
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