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22 Avocado Jokes That Will Guac You Up

Avo giggle at Beano's cracking collection of amusing avocado jokes that will guac your world!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  July 22nd 2021

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How do robots eat guacamole?

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With microchips!

How do you know when avocado has gone bad?

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It turns guacamoldy!

What did the grumpy avocado say?

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You have guac to be kidding me!

What do avocados say in a sticky situation?

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I'm stuck between a guac and a hard place!

What happens when avocados fall out?

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It gets guacward!

How do avocados say goodbye?

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See you later avo-gator. In a while guac-odile!

How did the avocado feel after getting a promotion?

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Like things are moving in the ripe direction!

What do avocados say to each other before they are bought at the supermarket?

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Things are alripe for now!

How does an avocado fairy tale end?

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Happily avo after!

What do people say when there's nothing left to dip your tortilla chip in?

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I have hit guac bottom!

What do you say to an avocado who’s done a good job?

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How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym?

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Hard core!

What’s an avocado’s favourite kind of exercise?

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What do you get when you cross an avocado with a radio?

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A guakie-talkie!

What do you say when you hand someone an avocado?


What did the avocado say before the rabbit disappeared?

Cry laughing emoji


What do you call young avocados?

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What's an avocado's favourite type of music?

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Guac n' roll!

What does a duck that's made of avocado say?

Two smiling avocados


Who's dad loves guacamole?

Nacho average dad!

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