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20 Baseball Jokes That You Should Take a Swing At!

These baseball jokes really hit a homerun! Amuse your friends by pitching them these funny baseball jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  March 28th 2022

Check out these funny baseball jokes! You're sure to hit a homerun when you tell people these baseball jokes! And if you like these, why not check out more sports jokes here? And if you need more, you'll be howling at these Hockey Jokes! Or why not scrum and get these rugby jokes? And as always, there's even more lols on our jokes hub!

Why was the artist such a big fan of baseball?

She loved to paint a pitcher!

Why can't tigers play baseball?

Because if you have three stripes, you're out!

Which baseball player makes the best cakes?

The batter!

Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?

She had a pumpkin for a coach!

Which baseball player holds water?

The pitcher!

What's a baseball player's favourite movie?

The Umpire Strikes Back!

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger...

And then it hit me

Why did the hotdog stop playing baseball?

We was the wurst player!

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Catch you later!

Where in the Bible do they mention baseball?

'In the big inning!'

What do chefs wear to play baseball?

Oven mitts!

Why do umpires have big appetites?

They have to clean all the plates!

How do baseball players keep in touch?

They touch base!

What do pitchers eat before a baseball game?


Why are chickens bad at baseball?

They always call fowl balls!

Which animal is best at hitting home runs?


Which superhero is best at baseball?


Where do baseball players eat?

The home plates!

Where do baseball players buy their uniforms?

New Jersey!

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball!