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20 Big Nose Jokes for Kids Which Are Snot Funny

PICK your favourite funny big nose joke here!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:ย  December 5th 2022

It's time to sniff out some hilarious big nose jokes!ย 

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Why are elephant's noses so big?

So they can scratch their bums!

What's the best thing about being an anteater?

You're born with a built in straw!

Your nose is so big that when you sneeze...

You could use it as a jet pack!

Your nose is so big that when you sneeze...

Everyone runs for cover!

Your nose is so big...

It's got it's own centre of gravity!

Your nose is so big that when you lie on your back in the pool...

People think it's a shark!

An anteater walks into a bar. 'Having a nice day?' asks the barman? 'Noooooooo, noooooo, noooooo!' Says the anteater. 'Why the long nos?' asks the barman

'It's always been like this' says the anteater

How do anteaters walk into restaurants?

Nose first!

What's worse than having a big nose?

Having a big nose and tiny hands!

Why do anteater's never get colds?

Because their noses are full of anty-bodies!

Did you hear about the giant who had a nose bleed?

It was all over town!

What's got a giant nose, flies, but can't smell?

A plane!

What's the worst thing about having a big nose?

Birds are always perching on it!

What's the best thing about having a big nose?

You're the first to know when dinner's ready!

What do you call an elephant with a really long nose?

A smelephant!

Why was the man with the big nose sad?

He could really smell his feet!

How do you stop an elephant from smelling?

Tie a knot in his trunk!

A brown monkey with its hand over its mouth

Why was the big nose happy?

It always got picked!

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers!

Why can't your nose be 14 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot!