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Bread Jokes

You butter read these funny bread jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:ย  July 7th 2021

Chow down on these funny bread jokes! We've got a loaf of bread-based puns for you to read and enjoy right now. Get a slice of this!

And when you're done, you crust read Beano's egg-citing egg jokes, charming cheese jokes or even a bunch of banana jokes!

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How does bread ask out its crush?

With lots of flours!

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What did one piece of hot bread say to the other?

'You're toast!'

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What part of the bread factory would lobsters work in?

The crust station!

A grinning sandwich with cheese, tomato and lettuce inside

What sort of shoes does bread wear?


A grinning pink trainer and a smiling black shoe

What's a monkey's favourite bread?

Banana bread!

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A thief was arrested for stealing loaves of sourdough...

They were caught bread handed!

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What kind of bread does Dr Who not eat?

Dalek bread!

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How do you greet German bread?

Gluten tag!

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What kind of bread pays for itself?

A bank roll!

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What do you call bread baked by a poet?


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What do you call on 52 slices of bread?

A deck of carbs!

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I saw someone dragging bread along the floor so I asked what breed it is.

He said it's pure bread!

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How much does a ship full of bread weigh?

A crew-ton!

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What happens when there is no bread in the shop?

You knead to make your own!

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Bread is like the sun...

It rises in the yeast!

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What did the butter say to the bread?

I'm on a roll!

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When does bread rise?

When you yeast expect it!

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Why did the baker not want to work in a bakery?

It's a crumby place to work!

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What is bread's favourite Beatles song?

All you need is loaf!

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What did the bread say to Batman?

Rye so serious!

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Why did bread break up with margerine?

For a butter love!

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Why did the baker go to jail?

He was caught beating an egg!

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What do you call a Christmas rom-com about bread?

Loaf Actually!

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What do bakers give people on a special occasion?


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Why was the baker in a tricky situation?

He was in a loaf or death situation!

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What does bread do after it's done baking?

Loaf around!

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Why are bread jokes always funny?

Because they never get mold!

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Why doesn't bread like warm weather?

Things get toasty!

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What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread?

I saw you yeasterday!

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Why did the bread go to the doctor?

It was feeling crummy!

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