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How does bread ask out its crush?
With lots of flours!
What did one piece of hot bread say to the other?
What part of the bread factory would lobsters work in?
The crust station!
What sort of shoes does bread wear?
What's a monkey's favourite bread?
A thief was arrested for stealing loaves of sourdough...
They were caught bread handed!
What kind of bread does Dr Who not eat?
How do you greet German bread?
What kind of bread pays for itself?
A bank roll!
What do you call bread baked by a poet?
What do you call on 52 slices of bread?
A deck of carbs!
I saw someone dragging bread along the floor so I asked what breed it is.
He said it's pure bread!
How much does a ship full of bread weigh?
What happens when there is no bread in the shop?
You knead to make your own!
Bread is like the sun...
It rises in the yeast!
What did the butter say to the bread?
I'm on a roll!
When does bread rise?
When you yeast expect it!
Why did the baker not want to work in a bakery?
It's a crumby place to work!
What is bread's favourite Beatles song?
All you need is loaf!
What did the bread say to Batman?
Rye so serious!
Why did bread break up with margerine?
For a butter love!
Why did the baker go to jail?
He was caught beating an egg!
What do you call a Christmas rom-com about bread?
What do bakers give people on a special occasion?
Why was the baker in a tricky situation?
He was in a loaf or death situation!
What does bread do after it's done baking?
Why are bread jokes always funny?
Because they never get mold!
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
Things get toasty!
What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread?
I saw you yeasterday!
Why did the bread go to the doctor?
It was feeling crummy!