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Bugs Bunny Jokes

What's up, doc?? Hop over to these funny Bugs Bunny jokes fur some seriously silly cartoon wisecracks!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  May 20th 2022

You'll be hopping mad if you miss these Bugs Bunny jokes! But what if the Looney Tunes aren't your idea of a good time? Never fear - we've got plenty more giggle-worthy gags over on our main jokes page!

Why not check out our submarine jokes, these gross toilet jokes, or even these blam-tastic big nose jokes? Go on!

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You have to send him a Whatsapp, doc!

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What does Bugs Bunny put in his sandwiches?

Space jam!

What did Bugs Bunny say after beaming aboard the Enterprise?

What's up Spock?

What did Bugs Bunny save his homework as?


How does Bugs Bunny travel?

By Hareplane!

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

Because Bugs Bunny doesn’t wear glasses!

What’s Bugs Bunny’s favourite style of music?

Hip hop!

How can you tell Bugs Bunny is getting old?

Just look for the grey hares!

Why is Bugs Bunny so lucky?

He’s got 4 rabbit’s feet!

Where does Bugs Bunny park his boat?

At the Whats-up Dock!

What’s Bugs Bunny’s favourite type of fish?

Looney Tuna!

Why can't Bugs Bunny drive anymore?

Because he's got car rot!

How would Bugs Bunny's parents describe his childhood?

It was a hare raising experience!

A rabbit eating some hay

Did you hear Bugs Bunny is in the new Transformers movie?

He plays Hoptimus Prime!

Why did Bugs Bunny go on strike?

Because he wanted a better celery!

What do you get when you cross Bugs Bunny with an elephant?

Someone who never forgets to eat carrots!

Where did Bugs Bunny learn to fly?

In the hare force!

What do you get when you cross Bugs Bunny and a cow?

Hare in your milk!

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny?

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What message did Bugs Bunny send to Elmer Fudd?

WhatsApp doc!