Candy Corn Jokes

Looking for some corny candy jokes? Look no further! Check out Beano's sweet collection of candy corn jokes!

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What do you call someone who can eat candy corn with both hands?

Ambidextrose!

How do programmers like their candy corn?

Byte-sized!

Where does the candy man keep his candy corn?

The candy man can!

What parasites do candy corns get?

Gummy worms!

Why was the candy corn hiding under a wrapper?

It had a bounty on its head!

Why didn't the ghost eat his candy corn?

He didn't have the stomach for it!

Where do ghosts buy their candy corn?

At the ghostery store!

Do zombies eat candy corn with their fingers?

No, they eat their fingers separately!

Whats a vegetarians favourite treat?

Candy Quorn!

What kind of candy has impeccable manners?

Kindly corn!

What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a candy corn?

A corn dog!

What do you call candy corn at the beach?

Sandy corn!

Where do candy corn go to have fun?

The cornival!

What do you say to the candy corn graduate?

Corngratulations!

Why was the candy corn self-conscious?

It had a jelly belly!

Why are lonely candy corn's immortal?

They're unicorns!

What kind of corn can you eat but never grows?

Candy corn!

Who’s in charge of all the candy corn?

The kernel!

What do you get when you cross candy corn and a cow?

Corned beef!

Why was the candy corn comedian booed off the stage?

All of its jokes were corny!

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