What do you call someone who can eat candy corn with both hands?
How do programmers like their candy corn?
Where does the candy man keep his candy corn?
The candy man can!
What parasites do candy corns get?
Why was the candy corn hiding under a wrapper?
It had a bounty on its head!
Why didn’t the ghost eat his candy corn?
He didn’t have the stomach for it!
Where do ghosts buy their candy corn?
At the ghostery store!
Do zombies eat candy corn with their fingers?
No, they eat their fingers separately!
Whats a vegetarians favourite treat?
What kind of candy has impeccable manners?
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a candy corn?
A corn dog!
What do you call candy corn at the beach?
Where do candy corn go to have fun?
What do you say to the candy corn graduate?
Why was the candy corn self-conscious?
It had a jelly belly!
Why are lonely candy corn’s immortal?
What kind of corn can you eat but never grows?
Who’s in charge of all the candy corn?
What do you get when you cross candy corn and a cow?
Why was the candy corn comedian booed off the stage?
All of its jokes were corny!