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Caterpillar Jokes

Do you want a massive Larvae (laugh)? This introduction to our caterpillar jokes has started off ugly (a bit like the life cycle of a butterfly, then) and it’s only going to get worse. See below for the BEST jokes you’ll ever hear about caterpillars!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  January 11th 2022

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What do you call a Caterpillar with no legs?

A worm!

The Very Hungry Caterpillar isn’t as good a book as everyone says…

The plot is full of holes!

What’s a caterpillar’s worst enemy?

A dog-erpillar!

Why was the caterpillar late to the football match

It was putting on it’s football boots and boots and boots and boots!

How did the the caterpillar get 100 feet into the air?

He rolled onto his back!

What do you a cat holding up a roof?

A caterpillar!

What goes: thump, thump, thump, splat, thump, thump, thump, splat?

A caterpillar with one wet shoe!

What do you call the creature you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar? 

A walkie talkie!

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What did the Butterfly bring to a seige?

A caterpillarpault! 

What’s a butterfly’s favourite boat?

A caterpillarmaran!

Did you here about the naughty caterpillar?

She turned over a new leaf!

What has stripes, many legs and is quite handy for carrying heavy loads over muddy fields?

A caterpillar tractor!

What's green and dangerous?

A green caterpillar with a machine gun!

What does a butterfly sleep on ?

A caterpillow!

A sleepy woman holding a feather pillow

What happened to the kid who ate a caterpillar?

He got butterflies in his stomach!

Waiter, waiter! There's a caterpillar in my soup!

'Don't yell about it or everyone will want one!'

What does a confidence caterpillar become?

A social butterfly!

What's a caterpillar's favourite way to swim?

The butterfly!

What did the caterpillar say to the butterfly?

'I just feel like you've really changed!'

What did the butterfly say to the shy caterpillar?

'You just need to come out of your shell!'

What did the fortune teller say to the caterpillar?

'I see big changes in your future!'

How does Alice (in Wonderland) know the Caterpillar so well?

She grew up with him!

Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar!

Don't worry, you'll soon change!

What happens if you eat caterpillars?

You get butterflies in your tummy!