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22 Christmas Carol Jokes Which Hit The Right Note

All I want for Christmaaas is... Beano's crazy collection of Christmas carol jokes! They'll be music to you ears!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  August 12th 2021

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What's Good King Wenceslas' favourite type of pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even!

What do you call a girl who is singing and covered in tinsel?


Why should you take a ladder carolling?

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So you can reach the high notes!

Who was the most famous carolling herb?

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Elfis Parsley!

Why were the carollers arrested?

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They were in big treble!

Which Christmas carollers are more noticeable on Christmas?

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The one’s that have presence!

What do you give to Christmas carollers?

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Some har-money!

What do you sing at Santa's birthday party?

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Freeze a jolly good fellow!

What does Santa say when he has a hard decision to make?

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I'm between a jingle bell rock and a hard place!

What's a parent's favourite Christmas carol?

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Silent night!

What was the sheep's favourite Christmas carol?

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All I want for Christmas is ewe!

What songs did the elf carollers sing?

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What did the Dad say when carollers came to sing?

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Christmas be my lucky day!

Which state has the most singers on Christmas eve?

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North Carol-ina!

Who gets invited to the most holiday parties?

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Christmas Carol!

Why was the Christmas Caroller locked out?

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He could never find the keys!

Why are pirates such good Christmas carollers?

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They are used to hitting the high C!

Which Christmas carol do dogs like best?

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Bark the Herald Angels Sing!

Which Christmas carol is about an animal with three legs?

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Little Wonkey!

What is a skunk’s favourite Christmas carol?

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Jingle Smells!

What Christmas carol is sung in the desert?

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O, Camel Ye Faithful!

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas carol?

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Jungle Bells!

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