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Top 20 Hilarious Jokes & Puns About Colour for Kids

These chuckle-worthy colour jokes are cyan-tifically proven to paint a smile on your face!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:ย  November 17th 2022

Whether your favourite colour is red, blue, yellow or whatever ochre is, you can always brighten your day with a few of these colour jokes from across the comedy spectrum! Credit where credit's hue - you won't find better wisecracks about colour in a vermillion years! (OK - that's enough of the colour puns).

If these aren't doing it for you, have a go on these magnificent moon jokes, these excellent evolution jokes, or even these gigglingly-good geography gags!

Ready for some colourful chuckles? Well grab an easel and head off to the nearest rainbow, we've got some colours to laugh at!

What do you call a magician wearing a multi-coloured suit?


How much do colours weigh?

Not much, they're actually pretty light!

I was caught stealing a rainbow once

Ended up getting thrown in prism!

What did the color say to the other color?

I love hue!

I like the color green

In fact I like it as much as blue and yellow combined!

Bacon jokes

I have a magic pen that can write any colour

It can write other things too, that's just my favourite!

What do you call a person who studies the color blue?

A cyantologist!

My humour comes in all sorts of colours

Maybe I should be a stand up chameleon!

I just swallowed some food colouring

The doc says I'm fine, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside!

When my girlfriend is sad, I let her color my tattoos.

She just needs a shoulder to crayon!

I thought of a colour that doesn't exist...

But it was just a pigment of my imagination!

What colour is the wind?


What colour are submarines?

Deep navy!

I just found out iโ€™m colour blind!

The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?


What does it sound like when a rainbow answers the phone?

Green Green, Yellow!

I once did an exam on rainbows...

I passed with flying colours!

What do you call a rainbow without any colours?

A plainbow!

What colour is a belch?


What colour do cats like?