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20 Dragonball Z Jokes That Are Over 9000!

Looking for the most powerful belly laughs in the galaxy? These jokes are not even their final form!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  May 20th 2024

There are so many Dragonball memes and spin-offs it's not surprising there are pleny of good Dragonball gags! We've collected 20 of the Galaxy's funniest jokes that are sure to have a Super Saiyan in stitches! So read on and find out where Vegata keeps his his leftovers, or what Goku's favourite musical instrument is!

And if these aren't enough anime jokes for you we have lots more - just look at these cracking anime jokes, these Naruto jokes, or even take this anime/Disney personality quiz!

Phew, ok - back to Dragonball!

What do you call a Super Saiyan who doesn't eat meat?


What did Vegeta say when he got his tuition bill?

"It's over 9000!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?


What is a quote by Goku called?

A Super Saiyan!

I tried changing my password to "Goku"

But apparently it was too weak!

Why does Goku wear light blue?

Because he’s a cyan!

You know a leprechaun rapper joined Dragonball Z

Gnome Saiyan?

What does a Super Saiyan always put on his sandwich?


What's a Dragon Ball fan's favourite food?


Who is Gordon Ramsay's least favourite Dragon Ball character?


I wanted to change my name to Dragon Ball Z. My friend said, "Wow, that's a lot of papers you have to fill out!"

I said "Yeah, this isn't even my final form!"

What’s Gohan’s favourite subject in school?


Dragon Ball fans are like creationists

If you talk about Evolution, they get mad!

What does Goku say when he answers the phone?


Did you know Frieza wasn't very popular in school?

His brother was cooler!

What is Goku's favourite instrument of destruction?

A Piccolo!

I don't find Dragon Ball Z jokes funny...

Just Saiyan!

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it will take him five episodes!

Where does Vegeta keep his leftovers?

In the Frieza!

What is Vegeta's favourite color?