Halloween Costume Jokes

Can't decide what to wear on Halloween? Get some inspiration from these Halloween howlers!

You'll need a witches broom to clean up your tears of laughter after reading these monstrous Halloween costume jokes! Why not try, monster, ghost or vampire jokes! 

I'm going to a Halloween party as a sweet shop owner.

Tried on my outfit, and my friend said “Give me a twirl”!

I went to a Halloween party dressed as deodorant...

But everyone kept asking me if I was sure!

I went to a Halloween party dressed as a shark....

The novelty is wearing a little fin!

I went to the fancy dress shop the other day but they couldn't help me complete my wizard costume.

You just can't get the staff!

I met a friend at a Halloween party where coincidentally we were both dressed as dolphins...

We just clicked!

I went to a Halloween party dressed as a globe and didn't speak to anyone all night.

I was in a world of my own!

I went to a Halloween party dressed as a fridge.

People laughed but at least I looked fresh!

What happened to the person who dressed as a half human, half horse for Halloween?

They were the centaur of attention!

I went to a Halloween party yesterday dressed as a mushroom.

It was great, the people there thought I was a real fun guy!

A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a Halloween party.

He quickly learned to never book a judge by their cover!

3 celebrities are going to a costume party. They decided to have musician themed costumes.

Tom Cruise says, "I'll be Mozart." Robert Downey Jr. day's "I'll be Beethoven." Arnold Swarznegger says, "I'll be Bach!"

I have won first place in this Halloween costume contest 16 years in a row...

This year I'm a hotdog. I'm on a roll!

For Halloween we dressed up as almonds...

Everyone could tell we were nuts!

What did the mummy say to the invisible man?

Wow, your costume is see through!

Why do hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?

Because they provide broom service!

Why should you never lie when dressed up as a skeleton?

Because people can see right through you!

What do kids' parents dress up as for Halloween?

Mummies and Deadies!

What kind of make-up do ghosts wear?

Ma-scare-a!

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

Poca-haunt-us!

What does Cinderella dress up as on Halloween?

The scary godmother!

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